Written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 4 April 2019

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Gary Johnson Sr, 78, and father of Gary Johnson 48, who is often featured on these pages, from Chutney on the Fritz, has revealed that after years of being on one team, he has been sorely tempted to join another one, again.

He has been playing darts in the Chutney on the Fritz's over-70's league for 8 years, but is now also tempted by the team prospects of Chutney on the Fritz's over-75's team.

He told us 'I like the boys in the team at the moment, but I prefer the pub where the over-75's play. I would like to play in both teams, but if I leave one, and I don't like the one I then join, I will lose both'.

We would imagine that Jeremy Corbyn has similar feelings.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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