Six-Year-Old Milwaukee Girl Wins A Trip To Manchester, England To Meet Her Idol Chicharito
MILWAUKEE - Little six-year-old Milly Cottondandy had no idea that she would win The Heinz Ketchup Sports Drawing Contest when her mother Leslie told her to draw a picture of a soccer player. Milly, who is a devoted fan of Manchester United and es...
Read full storyEcuadorean Judge In NY Chevron/RICO Lawsuit Channels Marx Brothers' Night At The Opera
New York - Someone has posted footage on the YouBoob! Channel of disgraced Ecuadorean ex-judge Nicolas Zambrano channeling Otis B Driftwood in the 1935 movie's classic Stateroom scene. The former judge appears in the video inside a tiny West Side...
Read full storyAlec Baldwin to play Archie Bunker in All in the Family reboot
NEW YORK-In the spirit of remakes of such classic shows as Hawaii Five-O, Charlie's Angels and Leave it to Beaver, executives at CBS have confirmed rumors that Norman Lear intends to do a remake of his classic TV series All in the Family with a conte...
Read full storyThe Miami Dolphins Apologize For The Richie Incognito - Jonathan Martin Mess And Offer The Fans A Great Deal!
MIAMI - In an effort to try and quell the bad publicity that the Dolphins organization has been thrust into due to the playground antics of offensive guard Richie Incognito the organization is offering fans a great deal. A spokesperson for the Dol...
Read full storyColorado Licenses The Very First Marijuana Dispensing Truck
DENVER - The state of Colorado says that since they approved the bill which decriminalized marijuana use, arrests for pot have gone down 4,000 percent. A spokesperson for the governor's office stated that now that the people of Colorado and its vi...
Read full storyAfter Dozens of Cosmetic Surgeries Heidi Montag Denies That Next She Is Getting A Sex Change
BEVERLY HILLS - There is no female in Hollywood who has gotten more cosmetic surgery done on her face and body than Heidi Montag, with maybe the one possible exception of Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers. Montag has had everything done from getting...
Read full storyThe San Antonio Spurs Are Now 9-1 As They Defeat The Utah Jazz
SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Spurs are showing that they are ready to go back to the NBA finals and tangle with the Miami Heat once again. Coach Gregg Popovich's silver and black team defeated the Utah Jazz by a score of 92-81. Tim Duncan and...
Read full storyAnn Coulter Headed To Rehab To Try And Cure Her Out-Of-Control Animosity Towards President Obama
NEW YORK CITY - A federal judge traveled to New York City to inform GOP pundit Ann Coulter that she is to report to a rehab clinic no later than December 1, 2013. Judge Rory Carsonbeck, 58, has taken the action due to the fact that Ann Coulter has...
Read full storyTaylor Swift Butt Slaps Model Cara Delavingne
NEW YORK CITY - Taylor Swift was a guest at the recent Victoria's Secret Fashion Show which was held in New York City. She performed two of her hit songs during the program. When model Cara Delavingne took to the catwalk in a one-piece romper Tayl...
Read full storyJupiter To Be Renamed Back To Its Original Spelling - Joopiter
HOUSTON - Scientists are planning on changing the name of the planet Jupiter back to its original spelling which was Joopiter. A spokesperson for the Solar System Coalition stated that when Jupiter was first discovered it was given the name Joopit...
Read full storyDonald Trump's Alleged Mistress Has Been Located
NEW YORK CITY - An unnamed source is alleging that he has found a woman who is believed to possibly be the mistress of billionaire Donald Trump. According to Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight, the unnamed source is actually a private inve...
Read full storyWynonna Judd Desperate To Lose Weight States She's Going To Go On The Celery Diet
NASHVILLE - Wynonna Judd was in Nashville working on her next album which is tentatively titled, Wynonna's New Album: Overweight And Proud To Boot. Judd said that the title of the album was her idea and not sister Ashley's like the supermarket tab...
Read full storyDating Tips By Barack Obama
Being the president of the United States is really important. But so are you! And I'm here to help where it hurts. All my time in office and I've learned a few....By the way did I mention I'm the president? Not like it matters though. America is pretty much ruled by corporations. But it is nice to have an image for America. Isn't it? Anyway dating is a lot like being an American. Because I...
Read full storyDue To The State Of Our Society, Thanksgiving Name To Be Changed To 'Selfish-Taking'.
Thanksgiving, once a proud cornerstone of our traditional American holidays with roots harkening back to our Pilgrim forefathers, is now comatose on the border of rigor mortis. At one time it was considered to be the most family oriented of celebrati...
Read full storyDo Not Read These Ten Worst Christmas Tales Ever For Kids
Following is the top ten Christmas stories that you must never read to your kids. We don't know why they haven't been recalled. 1. Rudolf The Red-Headed Stepchild 2. Jolly Old Salmonella (Hole,Hole,Hole!) 3, The Gift of the Magpies 4. Hard Egg Nog & Babe Ruths Floating in the Punch Bowl 5. The Nutcracker & The Kick Boxer 6. The Christmas Grandpa Was Taken Away Peein...
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