Six-Year-Old Milwaukee Girl Wins A Trip To Manchester, England To Meet Her Idol Chicharito

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 17 November 2013

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Milly's drawing won her a trip to Manchester, England.

MILWAUKEE - Little six-year-old Milly Cottondandy had no idea that she would win The Heinz Ketchup Sports Drawing Contest when her mother Leslie told her to draw a picture of a soccer player.

Milly, who is a devoted fan of Manchester United and especially of Javier Hernández Balcázar AKA Chicharito, says it took her a little over 2 minutes to draw the drawing.

She said that ever since she was only 4, she has been a big fan of the Red Devils.

Her father, Homer Cottondandy is a native of England and played on a semi-pro soccer team the Ipswich Witch Hunters.

Milly's mom was a cheerleader for her high school team in Pensacola, Florida.

Mother and daughter will be traveling to Manchester the day after Christmas.

SIDENOTE: Milly was asked by Sporting Chance Magazine if there is anyone else she would like to meet while she is in England. She thought for a moment and then remarked "Mick Jagger, he's a funny old guy."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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