Colorado Licenses The Very First Marijuana Dispensing Truck

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 17 November 2013

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The first truck in Colorado to receive a marijuana despensing license.

DENVER - The state of Colorado says that since they approved the bill which decriminalized marijuana use, arrests for pot have gone down 4,000 percent.

A spokesperson for the governor's office stated that now that the people of Colorado and its visitors can freely buy and smoke pot everyone seems to be in a much more relaxed state.

One student at the University of Colorado stated that before he was always having to be looking over his shoulder; even while driving.

But now he could not care less and it has helped him to sleep better and not be as angry with his ex-wife and ex-mother-in-law.

One of the happiest citizens of the Rocky Mountain State is Archie "Weedy" Kupkinski.

Kupinski has just become the very first resident of Colorado to receive a license to operate a marijuana dispensing truck.

Weedy was actually chosen from a lottery that included over 16,000 names.

He said that just in the first four hours of operation he had sales totaling $37,831.

SIDENOTE: Reports coming out of Austin, Texas are that music legend Willie Nelson, who is 80, has requested that the state of Colorado allow him to operate five marijuana dispensing trucks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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