Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 17 November 2013

image for The Miami Dolphins Apologize For The Richie Incognito - Jonathan Martin Mess And Offer The Fans A Great Deal!
The Dolphins organization is hoping that their free beer promotion will apease the Dolphins fans.

MIAMI - In an effort to try and quell the bad publicity that the Dolphins organization has been thrust into due to the playground antics of offensive guard Richie Incognito the organization is offering fans a great deal.

A spokesperson for the Dolphins ownership stated that from now until the end of the season adult fans will be given free beer during the second quarter of the remaining Dolphins home games.

There will be no limit as to the amount of cups of beer that any one individual can receive as long as he or she is not being unruly.

In the event that the fan becomes unruly then he or she will be warned one time. A second warning will result in the fan being escorted out of the stadium and onto the parking lot.

Long time Dolphins fan, Otto "Sudsie" Fellweather, 51, said that this is the greatest deal since back in 2009, when the Dolphins allowed fans, male and female to receive a French kiss from the Dolphins cheerleader of their choice for a dime.

That amazing even went over extremely well and the Dolphins organization brought in 27,903 dimes.

In Other News. Sarah "Snowflake" Palin is insisting that the Internet photo of her shown kissing a caribou on the mouth was photoshopped.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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