Wynonna Judd Desperate To Lose Weight States She's Going To Go On The Celery Diet

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 17 November 2013

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Wynonna says she is going to give the Celery Diet a try.

NASHVILLE - Wynonna Judd was in Nashville working on her next album which is tentatively titled, Wynonna's New Album: Overweight And Proud To Boot.

Judd said that the title of the album was her idea and not sister Ashley's like the supermarket tabloid Say What? recently wrote in their latest issue.

Wynonna admitted that she knows that she is a bit on the heavyistic side, but she said that at least she's happy.

Which makes one wonder if that means that skinny people are unhappy.

The younger and bigger half of the Judds said that an old boyfriend from her high school days emailed her the other day and suggested that she give the Celery Diet a try.

Wy explained that the Celery Diet consists of eating one stalk of celery for breakfast, two for lunch, and one for dinner.

She remarked that the celery stalk for dinner can be dipped in a small cup of Jif Peanut Butter, Skippy, Peter Pan, or Bama.

SIDENOTE: Wynonna told Miss Rangoon that she hopes to lose 85 pounds by Valentine's Day of 2014.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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