Taylor Swift Butt Slaps Model Cara Delavingne

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 17 November 2013

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Taylor has insisted that she is by no means a lesbianite. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

NEW YORK CITY - Taylor Swift was a guest at the recent Victoria's Secret Fashion Show which was held in New York City.

She performed two of her hit songs during the program. When model Cara Delavingne took to the catwalk in a one-piece romper Taylor could not control herself and she reached over and gave Cara a firm little butt slap.

Cara, who is 20, smiled and winked at Taylor who smiled back and threw her a kiss.

Many in the audience believed that the butt slap, wink, and kiss had been planned but Cara informed the news media backstage that it was not planned.

When the 23-year-old Taylor was asked by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors to explain her same gender affectionate action she giggled and simply said that she just got excited at Cara's perfectly shaped butt.

Taylor was quick to point out that she does not want anyone to think that she has gone from liking guys to liking girls because nothing could be further from the truth.

She then added however that if she was a boy she would be all over Delavingne like jelly on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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