Allardyce on Allardyce

Funny story written by grimbo

Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Former Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce believes he is good enough to manage any of Europe's top clubs.

Allardyce, once a candidate for the England manager's job, arrived at Ewood Park in 2008 having survived at Newcastle for less than half a season. He was subsequently sacked by Blackburn in December 2010

The 55-year-old said: "I would be more suited to Inter Milan or Real Madrid.

"It wouldn't be a problem for me to manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time."

Tomorrow George Bush will announce his candidacy for President of MENSA and Sarah Palin will reveal her lifelong ambition to join Amnesty International.

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