Former Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce believes he is good enough to manage any of Europe's top clubs.
Allardyce, once a candidate for the England manager's job, arrived at Ewood Park in 2008 having survived at Newcastle for less than half a season. He was subsequently sacked by Blackburn in December 2010
The 55-year-old said: "I would be more suited to Inter Milan or Real Madrid.
"It wouldn't be a problem for me to manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time."
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