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Wednesday, 9 February 2011


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A British woman has died after having a silicone injection in the bottom in a hotel in Philidelphia.

Police are not sure of the person responsible for doing the procedure is licensed or unlicensed.

Liquid silicone injections to enhance the breasts or the buttocks is illegal in the USA.

Clients can be charged up to a $1,000 for this procedure and are warned if there are side-effects not to seek medical attention as the procedure is illegal.

One of the dead woman's friends had, had a hip augmentation and her pals are helping American cops with their enquiries.

Okay, so that's the facts, now my opinion:

The popularity of programmes such as "Nip and Tuck" have a lot to answer for. Surely it is better to celebrate the beauty inside and celebrate the real you than to have these unnatural procedures.

Young girls are now the top "health tourists" and flock to the USA to have boob jobs. The top plastic surgeons say the perfect woman would have the body of Penelope Cruz, the lips of Scarlett Johanson and the butt of Jennifer Lopez.

Young men are now having surgery to get rid of their 'man boobs' and no one seems to be happy with their own body; but it is seen as "a work in progress".

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