LA, CA-- Heidi Montag, "reality" TV star and plastic surgery addict got quite a shock at breakfast this morning when her nose fell off in her bowl of Cornflakes!
The horrified starlet, who was by now wide awake, dug her nose out of her breakfast, put it in a baggie of ice and rushed to the emergency room for reattachment.
Montag famously endured an amazing 10 hours of plastic surgery and still looks like shit. She's had at least 2 nose jobs in less than a year and was contemplating going under the knife for a third time when her nose dropped off in her cereal.
Doctors are expected to attach her nose back to her face using a mixture of rubber cement and the caulk used for bathroom tile. The bowl of cereal, which is a soggy mess by now had no comment.
Kelloggs, the makers of Cornflakes, are distancing themselves from the incident.
