Vanessa Hudgens Spotted Leaving Robert Pattinson's Malibu Beach House At 3 A.M.

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 9 February 2011

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The view of the Pacific Ocean taken from Robert Pattinson's Malibu Beach house. (Photo courtesy of Ines Sainz).

MALIBU BEACH - It appears that Robert Pattinson's recent relationship with Mexico's Azteca TV sports reporter Ines Sainz has certainly not gone into overtime.

Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that Pattinson had a hard time dealing with the fact that everywhere he and Ines went the media focused on Sainz and the fact that she wears the tightest jeans in North America.

Pattinson confessed to BPT reporter Summersetter Faxx that there was just no way that he could ever take a backseat (no pun intended) to any woman.

Sainz though somewhat heartbroken has rebounded falling into the arms of San Antonio Spurs basketball star Tony Parker, soon-to-be the ex-husband of Eva Longoria.

Bedroom Pillow Talk has photos of Vanessa Hudgens leaving Pattinson's $2.2 million Malibu Beach house at 3 a.m. wearing a long San Francisco Giants baseball shirt and nothing else.

Hudgens later told Columbus Tiffbottom of the Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser that her and Robbie had spent the evening talking about the Super Bowl, Bristol Palin, and watching a DVD of Pattinson's recent vampire lesbian movie Don't Ask - Don't Tell Bitch.

Robert was asked by LA2W if Vanessa still had the ZAVA tattoo on her strombilicus vagintillacuntessa. He laughed and said that they had the lights off so he really cannot say for sure one way or the other.

When Vanessa was dating Zac Efron they each had their genetalias tattooed with the word ZAVA in reference to the first two letters of each of their first names.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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