Written by Katarina Frogpond2

Wednesday, 9 February 2011

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Victoria Beckham's advice is in demand.

David and Victoria Beckham are set to talk to Lawyers about their financial problems. It seems they've got quite a few, and are looking for help in any direction they can find it.

The reason the Lawyers are looking for David and Victoria's advice is because David and Victoria are very good with money, and seem to be busy making more of it, while the lawyers are losing more and more money by the day.

Lawyers are finding it difficult to make money in these times of financial hardship because people aren't suing each other anymore because its just too expensive.

What David and Victoria will be able to advise them about is a mystery, but they really think that Victoria especially will be able to help them drum up trade.

A source who knows Victoria because they sometimes shop at the same Chanel shop in Paris said she overheard Victoria say, "I'm going to tell the lawyers to give up their careers and marry a footballer. Simples, as the Meerkats would say."

I'm not sure the lawyers will go for this, but you never know. Maybe they'll give up their careers and become Wags like Victoria Beckham or Chloe Maffia.

By Katarina Frogpond.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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