New Sexual Fetishes, Costumes and Fantasies Discovered At Conference In D.C.

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Wednesday, 9 February 2011


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WASHINGTON, D.C. - At a conference for sexual health, chaired by Dr. John Forskan, the preeminent psychologist and sex-researcher, held in our nation's capitol at the Dulles Airport Hilton, in its' immense, opulent Conference Room B, several researchers in the field of clinical sex-fetishes and their case-studies, as well a number of experts in the field of and writers of the topic of visual sexual stimulation through costume-donning, and an audience that included several well-known experts and clinicians and a number of pornographers (perhaps researching for an upcoming movie, or something else that they could exploit in some way), as well as local adult film enthusiasts and some local ecdysiasts; all these gathered to listen to and watch, most voyeuristically, the various reports, theses, case-studies and patients, as they, in a symposium, were revealed.

Dr. Silichek, an expert in the field of sexual fantasy as related to and revealed through visual stimuli, spoke and midway through his riveting, scandalous, arousing lecture, brought up the patient outlined in one of his most famous case-histories "Ba-Ba F-k Me? A History of One Man's Obsession With Sexualizing A Number of Faerie Tales and Nursery Rhymes", one David Brenner, of Intercourse, Penn.; and it was further shown that one of this man's favorite sexual fantasies included and required the costuming of what was usually a prostitute of Asiatic origin, Mr. Brenner's wife having left him, perhaps because of being scandalized by the general publicizing of their sexual exploits, in a garb made to look like that of Little Bo Peep, but with a number of sexy alterations, including the addition of white lace or silk stockings and garters and heels of similar hue.

However, in every other aspect, the costume was authentic, including among other things, a white bonnet, a shepherding staff, and some wire-rimmed "granny" eyeglasses.

A number of the doctors, clinicians, psychiatrists and psychologists balked a little at this, and demanded a demonstration.

Subsequently, Dr. Silichek acquiesced and a beautiful Asian woman was brought forth from the audience.

While she took the Little Bo Peep costume, stockings and all, and went to go change into it behind a large oriental screen set up on the far corner of the stage, it was explained that Ms. Kiki Kwong, a woman of Thai extraction who a number of pundits speculated was actually Philippine, was a stripper or, "ecdysiast" of some note at a local gentleman's club.

Soon, to slavering tongues and God knows what other, hidden bodily protusions, Ms. Kwong stepped out and it was immediately seen why Mr. Brenner desired this so much in sexual congress with his ex-wife and all women thereafter.

Even this reporter felt a number of bodily changes, one of which was a gradual intensifying of his body heat, a rising of his temperature, as Ms. Kwong; her long, lithe, tan, smooth legs, stilletto-heeled sexy feet and full, proud, high, round, large (probably fake; probably C-cup size) breasts, hidden of course by the peasant-blouselike front of the Little Bo Peep's decolletage; stepped out and revealed herself totally and fully.

Not in the nude, naturally, as this was not yet the time for an explanation and analysis of those fantasies best and only connected with the completely, previously nude female.

Everyone applauded and smiled lecherous but still somehow charming or charmed smiles at the delightful, eminently, heart-stoppingly sexy Ms. Kwong, and she did a little curtesy, followed by a twirl of exceeding grace and charm.

All in all, as it is every year, the Conference on Psychosexual Behavior was a wonderful, erectile triumph, and this reporter managed to obtain Ms. Kwong's phone number after the conference was dismissed and she and he have a wonderful dinner-date scheduled for tonight! By the way, Ms. Kwong was permitted to keep the salacious version of Little Bo Peep's costume.

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