Teheran: 50 % of all burqa wearers are men
An undercover film team documenting the protests in Tehran has found how an old secret method, traditionally used by young love-hungry men, now is used by the freedom fighters. "When making our film, in secret of course, we found out that part of...
Read full storySusan Boyle's favourite colour IS PURPLE - Let the celebrations begin
It has been a worldwind day for Susan Boyle fans who have supported her over the past months by wearing 'purple'. No red plastic scarves for the true fans....no...they opted for purple scarves, mostly hand-made and shared 'world-wide' as tokens of friendship amongst true fans. One true fan is reported to having said, "Well, we just knew, by observing Susan's clothing and NOT listening to...
Read full storyNews of Palin/Beck 2012 Presidency Tests American Healthcare System
"Our old people are dropping like flies this weekend," claims Don Doodie, Ombudsman for the Department of Aging Americans, after learning that Glenn Beck is seriously considering running with Sarah Palin in the 2012 elections. Reports are coming in f...
Read full storyPresident Obama Passing New Gas Tax That Will Cost Many Dearly, Unless They Are Prepared!
"The only way we can be fair in raising government taxes that is fair to everyone is to tax those who pollute our environment the most", stated President Obama yesterday at a press conference. "Make no mistake about it, we are in a very serious ec...
Read full storyStench: Chapter 3
12. Chapter 3 Locating the book was a bit more of a challenge than I was up for but Sebastian kept me filled with beer, scotch and the occasional cigar. It was worth the effort. After many false attempts I made the decision to speak with a local that was into running, shall we say, items of less than a legal nature. We began in town attempting to find a man by the name of Artemis. No one...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Suddenly Drops Down On Stage During Practice! Cancels Show!
Young singing sensation Justin Bieber finally underwent tests this morning to see why he suddenly collapsed on stage during rehearsal for the second time in a week, after he admitted that it had happened to help several times before. The seemingly...
Read full storyAmerican Idol's Fantasia Now Pregnant After Admitted Suicide Attempt
Only three weeks after an admitted suicide attempt, Fantasia Barrino has told reporters that she is three-month's pregnant. "I think that's why my attempt failed", she is stated as saying in The Proof Dealer. "I had reached the point where I didn'...
Read full storyMI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams, Peter Mandelson and the Echelon protocols
London - (Encrypted Mess}: The codes controlling mastery of the UK/US Echelon computerised satellite surveillance brain are notoriously impossible to hack. Weekend Red Top speculation that dead MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams had cracked the pro...
Read full storyTaylor Swift Will Repeat High School For Inspiration For Next Album
Country music darling Taylor Swift plans to repeat all four years of high school in an attempt to find inspiration for her upcoming album. The gorgeous Grammy winner said singing about the harsh realities of the teenage years has been a winning formu...
Read full storyGrass 'Not Actually Greener on Other Side'
Riot-inducing results published today have debunked one of the most beloved clichés of all time and space, thus breaking the hearts of armchair philosophers all over the world. The findings of the study concluded that the grass is in fact less green on the other side than previously thought. Over 46 scientists carried out the research on over 17,872 blades of grass in 21 countries and found tha...
Read full storyShock: X-Factor Contestant Daniel Dropped From Show
X-Factor contestant Daniel Pessary has been sensationally dropped from the show. The London born painter, 24, made headlines last week when he sang his way into boot camp with a stunning rendition of 'I'm A Little Teapot'. All three regular jud...
Read full storySo Called 'Arse To Mouth Movie,' 'The Human Centipede' Branded SICK SICK SICK!
Newly released movie, The Human Centipede, directed by some off the wall Dutch geezer named Six, has been branded "SICK SICK SICK!" by members of the Gosport Ladies Sewing Circle. "It's just SICK SICK SICK!" fumed Nellie Wainwright of Rowner. "In...
Read full storyStimulus! Federal Reserve to Sell Vitamin Supplements.
Jackson Hole, WY (BNSE): Mired with increasing signals of an unexpected economic slowdown and the possibility of a double dip recession, the Federal Reserve announced a series of "unconventional" programs it is prepared to undertake in order to sta...
Read full storyTrust Me: Cocaine Beef Against Paris Hilton Will Never Make It To Trial
Meatsack Paris Hilton, the socialite who has no discernable characteristic that would elevate her above, say, plankton, on the evolutionary ladder, was arrested on Friday in Las Vegas for cocaine possession. But, she has absolutely nothing to worry about. This case will never, ever make it to trial. According to police, Paris was the passenger in a vehicle that was pulled over outside the W...
Read full storyLocal Man Abducted By Bogus Royal And American Detective In The Shadow Of New Scotland Yard
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock (27) was today recovering quietly at home following yet another harrowing ordeal in London - this time finding himself abducted, within spitting distance of New Scotland Yard and the Palace Of Westminster. At the very...
Read full storyCongress to Consider Single-Payer Lawncare Legislation
WASHINGTON, DC - Fresh off his healthcare "victory", Harry Reid announced today that he will introduce legislation next week that will mandate that all homeowners subscribe to the American Lawn Care Program (ALCP). In a press conference this after...
Read full storyCombat Operations End In Iraq But 101st Keyboard Division Remains On Duty
The 101st Keyboard Division, a group of pundits, bloggers and journalists who promoted and supported the Iraq war, will remain on alert despite the end of combat operations in Iraq. The division includes such luminaries as small circulation magazine...
Read full storyObama's "Heart Not Head" Sucker Punch Tour Continues Divisive Search & Destroy Swing Through Ongoing Series Of Typically Unnecessary Social Land Mines
WASHINGTON D.C. - Although negative reaction to President Obama's obviously determined, and altogether fully assumed position of total support for a proposed Islamic center to be built in the shadows of New York's 9/11 Ground Zero district in Lower M...
Read full storyRabbi Ovadia Yosef to Debate Ahmadinejad at Ground Zero Mosque
Many people are up in arms about the ground zero mosque. What better place than the ground zero mosque to hold constructive debates than the site of the 9/11 attacks? Today ground zero mosque Imam Feisal Rauf announced that next week coinciding with...
Read full storyTitanic III To Go Into Production - Leonardo DiCaprio Not Expected To Be Involved
Following the runaway success of James Cameron's 'Titanic' which saw Leonardo DiCaprio slowly sinking into the icy waters of the north Atlantic, and the somewhat less spectacular success of 'Titanic II' (similar to the first one, but with bargain bas...
Read full storySurprise win at the Articulate Awards by Kristen Stewart
Last night at the Articulate Awards ceremony, held in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogo Wales, there was a surprise win in category of best female improvised awards acceptance speech by none other then Twilight's Kristen Stewa...
Read full storyKristen Stewart worried about rising relationship costs
A source said recently that Kristen Stewart was getting worried about the prices cost of keeping her relationship with Twilight vampire Robert Pattinson going. It wasn't so much the cost of the jetting setting dates and candlelit dinners that was...
Read full storyCould it be worse?
Terry and Penny were morose. Manchester United had just beaten West Ham 3-0. The Hammers had no points and were bottom of the league. 'I expected 6-0' said Penny 'so perhaps we should be relieved.' 'At times like these you have to remember that there are few winners and many losers.' 'But only one is last.' 'Our Sports master says losing is a test of character. It is important we all...
Read full storyU.S. Media/Entertainment Axis Marks Fourth Anniversary of Post-Katrina Pretend Reconstruction
The U.S. media/entertainment complex is marking the fourth anniversary of pretending that New Orleans and the surrounding area are being rebuilt in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. Like every anniversary starting with the first in 2006, the media/e...
Read full storySarah Palin's Shocking Announcement - "It Will Be Palin & Beck In 2012"
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what has been billed as the largest gathering of white folks since the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck proved that they can hip and hop and rip and rap like the best hip hoppin' rip rappers in the...
Read full storyNude Sex Tape of Heidi Montag and Playmate Karissa Shannon Will Soon Be Selling Like Hot Cakes
WEST HOLLYWOOD - During his marriage to Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt was always looking for ways and means to make a dollar. A close, unnamed source revealed that when Spencer saw his wife Heidi's boobs, he just did not see knockers, he saw hooter...
Read full storyDental Records Prove Cheryl Cole Isn't English
An examination of dental records by an international team of oral surgeons has concluded that Cheryl Cole has little to no English blood in her veins. The gorgeous celebrity, little known outside of the United Kingdom, has a full set of white flawles...
Read full storyColonel Juan Caught Up In Chernobyl Giant Radioactive Ant Scare/Panic
Exiled Bolivian dictator and part time scribe for popular satirical website theSpoof.com, Colonel Juan, today revealed that he suffered a terrifying ordeal at the site of the Chernobyl nuclear reactor meltdown. The Colonel, a much reviled figure i...
Read full storyIranian ecstasy, cocaine, home-made alcohol, sex clubs, orgies and stoned to death for adultery
Tehran, Iran: Forget the other fleshpots in the world, when you come to Iran on holiday, you are told a party is being held, but no one is told the address as it's too risky because someone might leak it to the police. Told to follow a car to a p...
Read full story"Alien Invaders Will Probably Be Topless Females With Overlarge Breasts" Asserts Scientist
Leading Joddrell Bank scientist, Doctor Arista Flicka contended today that if the planet Earth is ever invaded by alien species that they will probably assume the form of statuesque Amazonian type women, with enormous natural breasts, long lithe legs...
Read full storyPak cricket team now "taking requests" for flood relief
The Pakistani cricket team admitted that it deliberately bowled "no balls" in return for payment of £150,000 from a supposed consortium of greedy Asian men, but defended this on the ground that the money, after deduction of players' fees, will go to...
Read full storyElephant's trunk sewn on to elderly patient
Los Angeles, California. A doctor here has carried out the world's first elephant plasty, transplanting an elephant's trunk onto a 74 year old man. It was explained as being necessary for the patient as his wife could no longer stand his ceaseles...
Read full storyOsama changes name by deed poll to Wheelie, for PR purposes
In a genius PR move to kick start the slow process of changing the image of Al Qaeda and the Taliban etc, Osama Bin Laden has had his name officially changed to Wheelie Bin Laden, by Deed Poll. All of the terrorists and organisational names will f...
Read full storyExpert Gives al-Qaeda a 'B' for Communication
The use of violence as political communication by al-Qaeda, the terrorist group responsible for the September 11 attacks on the United States, is "nothing to write home about," says messaging expert Franklin Symms. The rogue band of Islamic dis...
Read full storyCIA plot against Wilileaks revealed
Mr. Assange , the famous founder of Wikileak, has decided to tell the truth about the rape accusation in Sweden, when a women reported a rape a late night to a Stockholm police station. I met a disturbed Mr. Assange in a undisclosed place in Swede...
Read full storyCIA behind the GZ mosque? Bloomberg: "Inshallah"
There are reports that the developer behind the GZ. Mosque, Sherif Al Gamal, has a secret backer linked to CIA. Mr. Gamal has, beside the 4.8 mill. he paid cash for the. Park 51 building, also paid 44 mill. cash for for another building close to G...
Read full storyHousehold cooking crisis...help is at hand
A new government incentive to teach younger female wives how to cook food was launched this week. The vast majority of them are so used to ready meals straight from the freezer to the microwave and the opening of crisp bags and ring pull cans to feed their families, they have absolutely no idea of the basics. Some of the silly twats don't even know that milk comes from cows. The cost of process...
Read full storyStack of cat related jokes found in a wheelie bin outside TheSpoof.com HQ
It was Saturday morning at TheSpoof.com Towers, an ex stately home in Coventry. It was a morning much like any other. The sun peaked over the gas works. The milkman didn't trundle by, as they don't do that anymore because it's cheaper to get a fo...
Read full storyA London Fire
In a run-down part of East London a fire destroyed a dilapidated four-storey house that had been divided into four flats. A Nigerian family of six Internet con artists and full time benefit cheats lived on the first floor... all six tragically perished in the fire. A group of seven, Islamic welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor... they too, all perished...
Read full storyJames Murdoch's Brave Decision
BSkyB's Chairman, James Murdoch, son of Rupert (fondly known as The Bear), has made a brave decision which will rock the Television World. Rising to the challenge from Sir Mark Thompson, the BBC director-general to make homegrown drama programmes,...
Read full storySport Betting Scandal
Waves of shock were reverberating through the loins of all Football lovers at the news that West Ham United are alleged to have accepted bribes to score 0 points in the Premiership this season. Hammers fans produced a mix reaction. One expressed r...
Read full storyPaging Crocodile Dundee, Three Reptiles Caught in NYC Last Weekend
Yep, that's right. Three of 'em. One was an alligator; the second, a lizard; the third, an iguana. The alligator was caught after supposedly hiding under a Datsun in Queens. But that wasn't the whole story. To get the scoop for Spoof readers,...
Read full storyHands Reject Otto Flabinumbwurst' Penis Implant
Last year a German citizen called police complaining that her husband refused to make love to her. Police told the women that they had no jurisdiction on sexual affairs. Today the same lady, ninety five year old Aida Ho (a Chinese mail bride)...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Confesses What He Likes The Most About Kim Kardashian
SAN FRANCISCO - Justin Bieber was up in San Francisco doing interviews with three of the local radio stations. He was asked how he liked San Francisco. He said that he has always liked Frisco. He pointed out that he loves to ride the cable cars. H...
Read full storyYucatan's Green Guacamole Drug Cartel Ups The Bounty On Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio To $2 Million Plus A Year's Supply of Corona Beer
MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - One of the most famous sheriffs in the entire United States, the legendary Joe "Pinky" Arpaio sat at a Jack-in-The-Box having a cup of coffee. He was asked by a reporter for The Discovery Channel if he had heard that the...
Read full storySport's fan's wife found decomposing in home
Dallas, Texas - "I really got worried when she stopped bringing me beer, otherwise I didn't miss her much, I was too busy watching football." Police were called to the man's home after he found his wife's decomposing feet peeking up out of a sta...
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