Mr. Assange , the famous founder of Wikileak, has decided to tell the truth about the rape accusation in Sweden, when a women reported a rape a late night to a Stockholm police station.
I met a disturbed Mr. Assange in a undisclosed place in Sweden, here is his own statement (which I have totally made up, of course!):
"It is very embarrassing and will hurt me personally, and that's the first time I experience that, my job normally put others in harms way..
"I admit to be with this woman, but it is a big misunderstanding..when she said that she was going away to change to something more casual after a long evening of discussions about Taliban renewal of the democracy process, I admit that I had something total different in mind.. But as a a computer nerd..I mean a busy professional .. I ehh.. prematurely leaked when Mary called on me from the bedroom..
"When I opened the door and saw that she only wanted me to help her with her zip, I got very confused and wanted HER to help ME to clean up myself..It was then, with my pants down, me smeared and Mary running away.. that I understood that this was a plot by CIA"
After this new information the Swedish prosecutor decided to close the case, her comments was only: If I sue him, we have to sue every male in Sweden.
