CIA behind the GZ mosque? Bloomberg: "Inshallah"

Funny story written by vagorsky

Sunday, 29 August 2010

There are reports that the developer behind the GZ. Mosque, Sherif Al Gamal, has a secret backer linked to CIA.

Mr. Gamal has, beside the 4.8 mill. he paid cash for the. Park 51 building, also paid 44 mill. cash for for another building close to GZ. According to brokers its a 50 % overpay.

Reports says that the guarantor behind the deal is a Mr. Elzanaty. There is no informaton about Elzanaty to be find.

An old friend to Gamall says: Its remarkable, just a few years ago, el Gamal was waiting tables in a restaurant in Manhattan.

Bloomberg ,impressed by the GZ mosque developers remarkable economical succes , comments;

Its Gods will, this is america, we do not ask where the money is from, we are just happy to have a succesfull businessman as Sherif Al Gamal in our community.

On questions about Mr. Gamals exceptional carrier from beeing a waiter 2002 to a developer who's paid cash for the GZ building, Bloomberg says: yes its remarkable!

Fotnot. Elzanaty in arabic means: in secret.

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