Iranian ecstasy, cocaine, home-made alcohol, sex clubs, ­orgies and stoned to death for adultery

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Sunday, 29 August 2010


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"If I get caught, I'm executed!"

Tehran, Iran: Forget the other fleshpots in the world, when you come to Iran on holiday, you are told a party is being held, but no one is told the address as it's too risky because someone might leak it to the police.

Told to follow a car to a particular house, where ecstasy, cocaine, home-made alcohol will be on hand while an orgy takes place. If that isn't enough, the risk is enormous because if anyone is caught at these parties they risk being executed, but that's all part of the thrill!!

Where else could you go in the world for a thrill like that!! In Iran you can be stoned to death for adultery?!

"In Tehran with drug dealers selling cocaine and ecstasy and doing such a roaring trade, opium is cheaper than chocolate and easier to buy. There is also ecstasy, cocaine and home-made alcohol, which can all be bought duty free.

Sex clubs and ­orgies are in the northern part of Tehran where the affluent people reside. You meet part Organisers on a street corner then follow a car to an ­address, where all the action takes place. Ecstasy and cocaine are handed round and girls have sex with two guys at the same time.

These completely debauched parties happen just above a street where a woman would be arrested for showing a tiny lock of hair. Out on the streets of Tehran, women are banned from even wearing lipstick or nail varnish while the country's hardline ruler Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ­outraged the world by sentencing mother-of-two Sakineh Ashtiani to be stoned to death for adultery.

All part of the Iranian thrill, under this jeckle and hyde sinister regime. As some 'punters' say;

"If I get caught, I'm executed! If I get away with this, the thrill of doing so, gives me the biggest high in my life!"

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