Kristen Stewart worried about rising relationship costs

Funny story written by Willow

Sunday, 29 August 2010

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Man, she got big feet!

A source said recently that Kristen Stewart was getting worried about the prices cost of keeping her relationship with Twilight vampire Robert Pattinson going.

It wasn't so much the cost of the jetting setting dates and candlelit dinners that was worrying her but reportly the number of headboards they were having to pay replacement costs for.

Kirsten is reported to have said, "It's getting kinda out of hand. I think he's sorta like...taking this method acting thing.. far too seriously and throws a strop when he fails to break them."

Rumour has it, all the headboards in their hideaway have been already been broken and they are moving onto hotels.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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