Written by Bureau

Sunday, 29 August 2010

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Only three weeks after an admitted suicide attempt, Fantasia Barrino has told reporters that she is three-month's pregnant.

"I think that's why my attempt failed", she is stated as saying in The Proof Dealer. "I had reached the point where I didn't care about anything and now I have someone to care for."

The tabloid, not always the best at proof of anything especially the truth, says the troubled lady seems very happy with the news.

"She stated that she knew that the baby belongs to Antwaun Cook. Let's hope that he is just as happy about this turn of events", stated Dealer reporter Phillip Heer. "Fantasia seems very happy right now because she believes Antwaun will marry her."

A source has told us that she just might be in for another letdown and doesn't know if she can handle that right now.

"That man better do what is right and stand by Fantasia at least until the baby is born. Maybe for a long time."

There has been no report yet about how Antwaun Cook feels about all this.

"Let's put it this way", stated the Source who admits being a friend of Fantasia. "If he doesn't stand by her, we all know what he is and he will know that we all know what he is!!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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