Fashion News: How To Do Double Denim Even When You Are NOT A Redneck
Yes DOUBLE DENIM is the latest from the World of Fashion. Well, this new fashion should be easy for us ALL to 'get with' - even the guys from 'Deliverance' - well, by that I mean, the guys who the movie was 'based on'. Rednecks won't have a problem keeping up with this fashion. They always wear denim overalls and denim boxers. For the rest of us: Go out and buy denim if you want to be n...
Read full storyGovt reveals: ash traced to RAF bomber destruction of Berlin; Hitler declared missing
The astounding clouds of ash that have affected everything from sunsets, airline schedules to women's periods have today been revealed as a result of highly secret RAF atomic bombing runs over Berlin earlier this week, runs which destroyed the totali...
Read full storyVolcanologists reckon Al Gore's carbon capture machine really sucks!
Reykjavik - (Lava Palaver): "It's a mean little sucker!" is how scientists at the UN Volcano and Caldera Reseach Unit described the gigantic space vacuum cleaner designed by Al 'An Incontinent Truth' Gore. The sky pump is being put through its pac...
Read full storyVillage life in U.K. All Villages Now To Include Village Celebrity. Blackburn Is One Step Ahead with Subo.
Villages in the U.K. are in the news. No matter how large or how small the village, each boasts its Village Idiot, Pub, Restaurant and NOW Village Celebrity. Many famous t.v. stars now have their Celebrity status in villages around the U.K. Ross Kemp, for one (from Eastenders). This is a quote from the U.K. Telegraph: One village has billeted Liz Hurley, another Kate Moss and another sti...
Read full storyKaty Perry, Beyonce, Peaches Geldof and Others Rockin' and Rollin' at L.A.'s Coachella Music Festival
LOS ANGELES - The weather was great. The food was good. And the young starlets and singers were prancin', dancin', and romancin' all over the effen place. Beyonce and her man Jay-Z were on stage singing and acting like they literally owned the pla...
Read full storySuBo fanatic 're-education' center discovered
Deep in the middle of the Californian desert stands a non-descript off-grey coloured building, bearing no markings except for a sign reading 'Beware of the Pigs'. Little was known of the true purpose of this building. Locals had suspected for some ti...
Read full storyMary Potter and The Tempest In Her Womb Part 5
Mary was beginning to get rather homesick. By now she was missing her parents, who were back at the Manor working for Baron Gotgoober. Mary knew they would be, by now, worried about their daughter's whereabouts. Not having cell (or mobile) phones way back in the Middles Ages, Mary became so distraught. She spoke to Armo, her new friend and confidant, "Armo, I beseecheth thee. Please a...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Challenge Brown, Cameron and Clegg
Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are so inspired, by last week's ITV Ministerial Debate between Gordon Brown, David, Cameron and Nick Clegg that they, are thinking of going into politics themselves. "Robert and Kristen got reall...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Secretly Rendezvous In Iceland
HOFN, Iceland - International celebs Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart decided to take a break from the hordes of paparazzi and vacation in a far, isolated, out-of-the-way place. The two lovebirds decided on Iceland, where hardly anyone ever go...
Read full storyTent Company to Make Rush Limbaugh's Suits
A camping equipment company announced today that it has signed a contract with Rush Limbaugh to make the media personality's garments. CEO Sam Solomon said that his company "is uniquely qualified to fabricate Mr. Limbaugh's clothing. Our oversize...
Read full storyDutch airline flies a jet through the Volcanic Ash
A Dutch national airline has flown test runs through the ash from Iceland. The jet, crewed by Icelandic, pilots, technicians and stewards also carried the Icelandic vice president of the airline. Trailing Edam and Gouda cheese, the airline is test...
Read full storyImpotent Iran cleric blames earthquakes on "sexy women"
TEHRAN: A senior and very impotent Iranian cleric who heads the Ministry of Erectile Dysfunction appeared before the media and blamed dolled-up women for arousing sexual desires in men thus leading to earthquakes; Ayatollah Cantgetitup insisted th...
Read full storyDiscovery Communications Looks to Fox News
Discovery Communications, wanting to become fair and balanced, looked to Fox News's Sarah Palin, the vice-presidential hopeful in the 2009 U.S. presidential election. Discovery, long known for it's earth-friendly offerings with such shows as the Dis...
Read full storyBarney Frank Outraged as Eric Massey Played 'Pin the Donkey on the Tail'
Eric Massa the poster child for the military's 'don't ask don't tell' policy babbled like a water boarded Taliban toady during a late night trip to a local bar. Massa was well oiled at a secluded table in 'Franky's Relax' a noted DC bar that cate...
Read full storySusan Boyle forum declares, no more spoofs, but these two are allowed
Writers and readers of thespoof.com are reeling tonight following a decision, straight from the boss of a Susan Boyle forum. Spoofs are off the menu, permanently. Others, on this site, who are not aware of the latest management edict might raise an e...
Read full storyA Janitor Says That Willie Nelson Smoked A Little Pot Just Before His Larry King Interview
LOS ANGELES - Willie Nelson, at the age of 76, is one of the oldest performers performing today. A janitor who works for Larry King said that he saw the Austin singer smoke what appeared to be a marijuana cigarette just before he left his dressing ro...
Read full storyDelia Smith streaks across the pitch naked as Norwich City are promoted
Canary's fans all over the world were celebrating today as Norwich City returned to the Championship at their first attempt after being relegated to the first division last season. The happiest Norwich City supporter though was 88 year old TV cook...
Read full storyJennifer Aniston Says She Would Like To Try Her Luck With Jesse James
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston, who has probably had more dates in the past two years, than all of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders combined, has stated that she would like to date Jesse James, once his divorce from Sandra Bullock is final. Anis...
Read full storyGays Not Allowed to Pray in Wisconsin
Milwaukee, WI - A Wisconsin District Court Judge appropriately named Crabb has ruled that there will be no praying on National Prayer Day unless it is done in private. "Whether you are an atheist or a true believer, a heterosexual or a homosexual...
Read full storyAmerican Sports Leagues look to lure athletes away
Major League Baseball, National Basketball Association, and the National Football League are sponsoring a traveling seminar, titled 'Play Ball Get Rich'. They are looking for athletes who are always in short supply and to reduce high contract values...
Read full storyCrystal Bowersox Wants To Quit American Idol
HOLLYWOOD - Word coming from the American Idol camp is that this year's most popular contestant Crystal Bowersox wants to quit the reality show. When asked why she would want to quit when it appears almost certain that she will be crowed the 2010...
Read full storyObama Crashes Tax Day Tea Party Dressed as Geronimo
President Obama gave the country a brief glimpse of the future by dressing as Native American kamikaze Chief Geronimo as he infiltrated a Tax Day tea party in Boston. The event was held on April 15th and sponsored by the growing Tea Party movemen...
Read full storyRussell Brand's Manicurist Says "Rusty" Wants Cheryl Cole In The Worst Way
LONDON - Russell Brand's manicurist, Timothea Tittleham has revealed that lately Mr. Brand has been having fantasies about Ashley Cole's soon-to-be-ex-wife Cheryl Cole. Brand, who is considered one of the United Kingdom's 'Bad Boys' confessed that...
Read full storyGoldman Sachs London HQ 'buried under volcanic ash'
New York - (Off-the-Wall-Street): Fallout from the Eyjafjallajokull glacier volcano has reached the London HQ of investment banking giant Goldman Sachs. This morning its London office at former Daily Telegraph plant Peterborough Court/133 Fleet St...
Read full storyLarry King Emails Ex-Destiny's Child Kelly Rowland Ten Times a Day
ATLANTA - Rumor has it that Kelly Rowland, who along with Beyonce Knowles and Michelle Williams formed one of the most popular black girl trios in music history believes Larry King is divorcing his wife Shawn to be with her (Kelly). Apparently Lar...
Read full storyScientists Have Named Iceland's Gigantic Volcanic Ash Cloud After Kirstie Alley
MISSOULA, Montana - Scientists from the world renowned North American Volcanic Ash Observatory, located in downtown Missoula, Montana, have named the gigantic volcanic ash cloud emanating from Iceland's volcano, The Kirstie Alley Volcanic Ash Cloud.
Read full storyFrench winemakers humiliated in wine fraud case
French winemakers are today licking their wounds after losing what they had hoped would be a landmark case resulting from their widely publicized state-of-the-art wine fraud detection system. Early last year, the crack "Clouseau" investigative dep...
Read full storyClegg On Their Faces
Mick Clegg is furious that his identity was revealed to over 9 million people in last Thursday's TV debate on ITV. Clegg, who has for years kept his whereabouts secret and has spent millions trying to remain anonymous, thought that he was taking p...
Read full storyNew Fergie Watch Issued to All Premier Referees
All top football referees in the UK are to be issued with special Fergie watches designed by Sir Alex Ferguson himself. The watches are expected to be used to keep time in all matches involving Manchester United. The watch has many special feature...
Read full storyInvisible man bin Laden spotted in Tora Bora mountains
Osama bin Laden was spotted today on a hill top in the Tora Bora mountain region of Pakistan today. A curious place thus far proving to yield strange mystical magic powers of invisibility for very tall diabetic Arabic men. Once spotted the 10...
Read full storyBlack Volcanic Ash Cloud will lead to Global Freezing
Former Scientist Mad Micky Morrison, claims that the Volcano that erupted in Iceland, and that is continuing to create a gigantic cloud of black ash, in the atmosphere, could continue doing so for years. The worst possible scenario is that the clo...
Read full storyPastor of the Universe and leader of 'The Church of La-la Land' speaks out about Subo fanatics
My dear Brothers and Sisters, It is with a feeling of deep sorry that I come to you this morning. It has been brought to my attention that not everyone read my open letter to families and friends of Subo fanatics. I read in the newspapers that many from the 'now named' Red Scarf Brigade continue to run around the world making dear Susan's life a bit of a misery, if I may be so bold. A collea...
Read full storyDawn French orders a million bars of chocolate from Cadbury or is it Kraft
Dawn French who is not French, by the way she is actually English, or British, or something, has put in an order for a million bars of chocolate with Cadbury's. During the Easter weekend thousands of people in the UK complained that shops seemed t...
Read full storyBrown Goes Mental After Debate, Blames "God" for 'Blowing Smoke & Scaring Voters!"
PM Gordon Brown, claiming "Even God hates me!", reacted to his last place showing in the recent debate which resulted in the Labour party falling to 3rd place in the polls at a gobsmacking 28%. Brown is said to have torn up his office, kicked two...
Read full storyHumans are really stupid
If as we suspect there are intelligences greater than ours in this vast Universe, they would surely look on humans as just about the most stupid of any so called intelligent life. In our Galaxy alone there are estimated to be 200 billion stars, probably each having their own solar systems, with orbiting planets, and then there are estimated to be hundreds of billions of galaxies in this great...
Read full storyPoland set for warehouse rave for Poles in holes
Hundreds of thousands of revellers are expected to attend a warehouse rave in Poland for the 96 victims of last weekend's little incident, when a couple of trees were knocked down by a plane. Polish President Lech Kaczynski and key public figures,...
Read full storyNobody Knows about The Three Lions & The Lion Rampant
In a recent survey in England it was discovered that 90% of England fans don't know the origin of the three lions, and a similar survey in Scotland discovered that nearly 95% of Scots don't know the origins of the Lion Rampant. When Richard I, al...
Read full storyEvolution fights back
Los Angeles, CA. It is like a horror movie where a benign thing turns into a killing machine. Think of the man-eating bunny in Python's 'Holy Grail', or the novel/movie, 'The Day Of The Triffids'. Now think of something innocuous like the lawn in...
Read full story15 Billion Years before Christ even before God
Once upon a time a long long long long time ago 15 Billion years ago, before Dinosaurs roamed the earth, there was nothing according to a lot of Scientists. Here though is another theory, the Universe has always been here but from our limited Kno...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson takes up Astronomy
Robert Pattinson has taken up Astronomy so he was surprised when he went to the first lesson and the lecturer Timothy Bottoms said "Today we are going to talk about Uranus". Uranus is very very big its sixty three times bigger than earth, but comp...
Read full storyKristen Stewart researches origin of the family name
Kristen Stewart has been researching the origins of her family name and is beginning to think she has Royal Blood. The Stewart's fought beside Robert The Bruce, at The Battle Of Bannockburn, 1314. Walter Stewart was actually knighted on the field...
Read full storySuBo-a-GoGo
Way back in the 50's and 60's, it wasn't that uncommon for a complete munter to be a chart success. The music buying community back then weren't as caught up in the aesthetics of a person, like we are today, and concentrated more on how they sounded.
Read full storyEngland Goalkeepers Should Wear Nothing
A study by the University of Shitchester has suggested that England's goalkeeper should play in the nude at the World Cup Finals. Dr Stig O'Toole said " Players miss penalties when they are confronted with certain stimuli. We found that a well endowe...
Read full storyCheryl Cole: Why I'm Giving Ash the Brush Off
Cheryl Cole is cleaning up her act. The first step is to give ash the brush off. The singer said "I need to give ash the brush off. I feel as though I have been living under a cloud. It's been choking me. I need freedom and I need clean air. I had to...
Read full storyThe Leaders Debate In Music
Brown : In all my time in politics, My friends will all agree I never dodge the issue I say just what I see. That's why I tell you firmly (It's what I've always said) The past is now behind us The future lies ahead. All together: Politics, quick fix, old dogs new tricks, Spend, spend, spend, I'm everyone's friend. I spin, he spins, we spin, sweep in - No matter what you choose, we wi...
Read full storyKids TV Series Revival Crashes: Teletories "Totally Unbelievable"
BBC Television's attempt to revive its most popular children's series was in ruins yesterday, when The Teletories drew lower ratings than the National Paintdrying Championships in Azerbaijan on Sky-Minus. Like its much-loved predecessor the new s...
Read full storyMeerkat is shock winner of first leaders TV debate
Nicolai Kleb, leader of the Lovealldemeerkats Party, was the shock winner of the first TV debate between the party leaders. Instant opinion polls showed that a clear majority of viewers preferred the cute little creature with the strange accent t...
Read full storyGoldman Sachs accused of nothing by US Nobody
Goldman Sachs, the Wall Street powerhouse, has been accused of nothing by America's greatest hero, Colonel Nobody. The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) alleges that Goldman failed to do anything including disclose conflicts of interest, w...
Read full storyJesus Returns, The Full Story
Monday April 12th, 2010 started out as a normal day for everyone in New York City. It didn't end that way for all of us. One poor hobo was found naked and dead in a phone booth, a delivery truck driver turned himself in for a hit and run accident even though no victim was found, and the entire congregation of the Holier Than Thou Catholic Chruch reported seeing a long haired, bearded Hobo with a w...
Read full storyCast of Lost barbeques cast of Gillagins Island
The cast of lost accidentally ran into the cast of Gilligans Island today on the same Island. The two casts where over joyed to see each other hoping for some word from the outside world. Things took a turn for the worst when the cast of lost Rea...
Read full storyPissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 3)
A series of debates were scheduled by the pigs and Snowball urged construction of the windmill claiming it would boost production and ease the workload of the commune but Napoleon opposed it. The animals cheered the idea and worked even harder than before. Catch up: Part 1 Part 2 When it was obvious that Napoleon was losing the support of the farm animals he unleashed his pup raised pack of...
Read full storyPissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 2)
The pigs became the conscience of the other animals and were led by Snowball Brown and David Napoleon along with a sycophant Nick Squealer who urged the other animals to embrace the new Tenets of Animalism with his eloquent grasp of voice while hiding his personal agenda. Catch up: Part 1 Their rise to power was made possible from the reflective and philosophical Old Major Blair whose prema...
Read full storyPissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 1)
The simplicity and blessed routine of the family farm took a hideous turn outside of Edinburgh when details emerged of an incredible event giving new meaning to hostile takeover. The end result was that a Donkey by the name of Benjamin Orwell Falkes was euthanized in response to a rampage that left a menagerie of dead beasties in its wake. The harsh reaction and quick manner of his disposition...
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