15 Billion Years before Christ even before God

Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 17 April 2010

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At the centre of every galaxy is a super massive black hole

Once upon a time a long long long long time ago 15 Billion years ago, before Dinosaurs roamed the earth, there was nothing according to a lot of Scientists.

Here though is another theory, the Universe has always been here but from our limited Knowledge humans assumed that something happened 15 Billion years ago that created the Universe.

We have discovered that when a star dies it can collapse and become a black hole, where gravity cannot escape but what if after billions of years of sucking in stars and planets nearby it explodes with a force we cannot imagine. There are what we call Super Massive Black Holes, so what if what we call the big bang was the incredible force of a Super Massive Black Hole exploding in our little section of this never ending Universe.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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