Osama bin Laden was spotted today on a hill top in the Tora Bora mountain region of Pakistan today.
A curious place thus far proving to yield strange mystical magic powers of invisibility for very tall diabetic Arabic men.
Once spotted the 10th mountain division gave chase but where unable to apprehend the illusive bearded cave dwelling fiend,though in a stroke of luck where able to confiscated an audio tape that was left behind.
After many hours of translating and decoding the tape from Arabic into English the phrase "NannyNanny-boo-boo NannyNanny-boo-boo" was all they could come up with.
Officials at the CIA are still trying to crack the curious code.
