Fashion News: How To Do Double Denim Even When You Are NOT A Redneck

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 17 April 2010

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Go Double Denim - the newest fashion

Yes DOUBLE DENIM is the latest from the World of Fashion.

Well, this new fashion should be easy for us ALL to 'get with' - even the guys from 'Deliverance' - well, by that I mean, the guys who the movie was 'based on'.

Rednecks won't have a problem keeping up with this fashion. They always wear denim overalls and denim boxers.

For the rest of us: Go out and buy denim if you want to be noticed.

Denim JEANS are not enough. You need to branch out into Denim knickers, denim bras, denim bikinis, denim teddies, denim tampons, denim deodorant, denim eyeshadow, denim dildos, denim contraceptives of your choice etc.

For the men out there we suggest, denim boxers, denim snot rags, denim arse wipes, denim condoms (to go along with your 'dates' choices in order to stay in fahsion), denim contact lenses, denim leathers for you true blooded Harley Guys out there, denim chaps, for the true blooded cowboys, denim thongs for the true blooded gay guys out there, denim 'dog collars' for the fashionalbe priests out there.

Reading the 'above' suggestions, you have NO excuse whatsoever for NOT going 'Double Denim' this season.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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