Written by Frog-rotta

Saturday, 17 April 2010

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Castaway Cookout

The cast of lost accidentally ran into the cast of Gilligans Island today on the same Island.

The two casts where over joyed to see each other hoping for some word from the outside world. Things took a turn for the worst when the cast of lost Realized after a few days that they could not benefit each other in any way and that the island did not have the resources to support both Hollywood castaway crews, that's when the flames where lit.

Details are sketchy but it being reported that the cast of Lost began to Barbecue Gilligans crew of lost misfits for dinner, The Skipper went first , then the Professor. It is being rumored that Mr.Howl bought his way out of the bizarre Shishkabob but had to give Ms.Howl up for a sacrifice.

Unconfirmed reports are saying Jane was kept as some sort of sex slave and Jinger was frozen as a delicacy. Gilligan was said to be used as some sort of Roman Candle like flair.

One of the producers of lost was quoted as saying "I think it's about time we fly down there and tell those Freaks it's just a T.V. show, I think there taking there roles a little to seriously."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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