Teachers' Strike Crisis - Riot Averted!
Concerns over rioting at the recent teacher's strike about pay proved to be unfounded and the demonstration passed off peacefully. Police had been concerned about potential flare ups following violent incidents at the recent NUT Head teacher'...
Read full storySo long Norma Jean fantasy film
With top-notch fabricating, TheSpoof.com nailed this one right out of the box as the FBI recently announced that they have no record of a Marilyn Monroe 16mm sex flick from the 1960s.
Read full storyCrocodile Tears Over Lost Ball
Plenty of crocodile tears were shed today following the loss of a brightly colored beach ball by Charlie the Croc - the mascot of Aussie football team the Queensland Bastards.
Read full storyEpileptic Porn Star Discovers New Dance
This morning about 2 AM at the Skuzzy Skank Lounge in Cleveland, when Skooze Whorman, the famous porn actress and part-time "Bonehead Finance 101 for speakers of english as a second language" instructor from Israel, started floppin around o...
Read full storyPsychic Police Officers Bolster Economy
Always looking for a way to kick start the weak economy and always hot on the heels of the newest methods to combat crime, the California legislature has passed a law to allow police departments to train squads of psychics and swear them in as full t...
Read full storyDarfur-Built PC's Just Monkey With A Chisel
The computer giant Ledd recently built two new factories in Darfur Africa to keep up with tough competition in the tech sector by hiring refugees from the genocide there.
Read full storyGenetic Bias Banned by Congress
The US House of Representatives passed a bill 414 to 1 that prohibits discrimination on the basis of a person's genetic information. The Senate previously passed it unanimously. Bookmakers note that Bush is odds on to sign the bill. This is a...
Read full storyPornography found on internet
Shocked father of two Keith Richard MP told the House of Commons of his shock at finding 'some fairly racy images' on the internet yesterday.
Read full storyMagical Thinking: will New Labour admit defeat?
As the May Day bunting and dead-head flowers were removed by street sweepers, a tousled Labour spokesman assured reporters that his party plans to "charge onward" in the face of numerous alleged election losses, and will begin by ch...
Read full storyObama connects with white voters by eating iceberg lettuce in his grilled panini while Michelle stays home to polish his tarnished halo
INDIANA - Telling his staged barn audience that "I'm just like ya'll" Barack Obama, showing his half-white side, said he often chose iceberg lettuce over arugula in his toasted prosciutto and asiago cheese...
Read full storySatan Nominates John Hagee For President
Popping out of the molten lava of a volcano that erupted in Southern Chile yesterday, Satan, the actual "God" of the Underworld, made his first appearance since the birth of the demonic Dick Cheney. Onlookers said it was really hot near th...
Read full storyBaseball Commissioner Busts Bonds to 754 in Bizarre Ruling
In a briefly worded decision handed down on Friday, baseball commissioner Bud Selig has ruled fan interference on eight balls that former San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds hit out of Pac Bell/SBC/AT&T/Whatever Park and into McCovey Cove beyond...
Read full storyHillary Clinton To Pardon Wesley Snipes
Agreeing with Whoopi Goldberg that Wesley Snipes was prosecuted for tax evasion by the evil Bush administration just to set an example, Hillary Clinton announced that she would pardon the action actor in return for the black vote in the North Carolin...
Read full storyBimbo Gerbil-faced Mariah Carey marries Geek
It's reported that gerbil-faced, busty airhead Mariah Carey has wed the nerdy guy from her sexy music video "Touch My Body".
Read full storyBank Holiday 'not all it's cracked up to be' claims Howard
'Every major high street bank takes its staff to the beach on bank holidays, but it's not as much fun as you'd think' claimed Howard Brown the musical star of the Halifax adverts.
Read full storyDisney take the Mickey out of boy
Yorkshire school boy, Adrian Hippleswaite, is to be denied his life long dream of owning his own ears by the Disney Corporation.
Read full storyCheney Survives 'Near-life' Experience
Washington, D.C. - Doctors at Bethesda Naval Hospital have confirmed that Vice President Dick Cheney was recently admitted for 'acute signs of life' associated with the accidental activation of his pacemaker.
Read full storyAnother Day In The Life Of A Daniel Radcliffe Stalker.
The weekends are the hardest part of the job. On week days I know exactly where the gorgeous Daniel is going to be, as he is always at work. But on weekends there is no saying what he is going to do. He might go shopping, or he may go to the theatre, he may take a trip to the park to feed the ducks, alternatively he might go down town to see his local hooker.
Read full storyRoyal Blackmail pair jailed, Burrell still at large
Two would-be blackmailers were today jailed at Her Majesty's pleasure for attempting to sell details of what pleasures her majesty and other royals.
Read full storyScientists discover 'annoying gene'
Break-through research carried out by scientists at the University of Hindley, Lancs, has identified a gene in women that mutates when they reach their 40's. They have also discovered in tests carried out on women ranging from 45-70 years old, th...
Read full storyLord Linley jubilant as royal blackmailers get five years
London - (Ass Mess): Puppet Monarchy tribute artiste Lord Linley is said to be delighted today after some lowlife crack dealers got five years jail for performing an act of gross indecency upon his person, cramming his nostrils with premium grade Col...
Read full storyWhite House Claims: Bush Disapproval Rating Still Lower Than Playboy Bunny IQ
(Washington, D.C.) A recent CNN/Opinion Research poll showed that President Bush's disapproval rating of 71 is higher than the mandatory IQ to become a Playboy Bunny.
Read full storyBabies Thrown From Temple Roof by Villagers
SOLAPUR, INDIA - In what may seem a terrifying ritual to some, on the first of May in Solapur, India, screaming infants are dropped from the tower of a temple.
Read full storyAustrian incest nutter's wife hires Sonia Sutcliffe's attorneys
Amstetten - (Preposterious Mess): Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's wife has hired lawyers who successfully sued a UK satirical rag that claimed the Yorkshire Ripper's wife "wasn't as dumb as she looks" back in 1990.
Read full storyObama's New Pastor is Jesus H. Christ
(Chicago Il) Obama can't seems to keep away from controversial pastors. The Reverend Jeremiah Wright's replacement has a message to upset both liberals and conservatives. The new pastor is Jesus H. Christ and he gave his first sermon yesterda...
Read full storyBoris to bring back hanging
London - (Ass Mess): Jubilant new London mayor Boris Johnson has vowed to restore true Tory values in the Capital starting with the death penalty for all motorists who enter the yellow junction box at traffic lights.
Read full storyCops quiz Israeli PM in corruption probe about claims of horse discount
Tel Aviv - (Hosreshit Mess): Israeli Prime Monster Ehud Olmert was being questioned under caution today about suspected corruption.
Read full storyPentagon glee at new Chinese underground nuclear sub base located on crucial tectonic plate faultline
Washington AC/DC - (Seismic Mess): The ghost of heroic April 1st 2001 Hainan Island Incident pilot Wang Wei would probably be kicking himself right now...
Read full storyWhen a man is tired of London, he is tired of life
A 51 year old male from Wigan was arrested yesterday after attempting to make conversation with morning commuters on the Piccadilly Line.
Read full storyThe Spoof Film Review
The Spoof film review with the Premierships favourite Max and Paddy look-alike, Liverpool's goatee sporting Spanish Manager, Rafa Benitez.
Read full storyRobert Mugabe offers Labour a hand as election results are announced
Following the drubbing Labour have received in the local elections, the Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe, has offered his considerable election-winning expertise to Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
Read full storyYou're a funny guy!
Those thinking of stand up comedy should note the recent plight of Rotherham based Sales Consultant, Kevin Ottwell who for years has been the office comedian.
Read full storyChief Inspector Derek Conway character in ITV's "The Bill" in tatters
The triumphant return from the dead of Chief Inspector Derek Conway in ITV's "The Bill" has been ruined by the political shenanigans of his political namesake, Conservative MP Derek Conway.
Read full storyIt's official: Mariah Carey is married and no one cares
For once in show business, rumours were true and Mariah Carey is indeed married to rapper-playboy Nick Cannon.
Read full storyMariah Carey marries impulsively, no one cares
Mariah Carey is reportedly no longer single, young, popular, or even remotely interesting, with no media frenzy generated whatsoever by reports that she may have married her rapper beau Nick Cannon.
Read full storyDead councillor elected in Penge local elections
Results in from the 2008 local elections have revealed that Rita Cadaver, a Penge Liberal Democrat councillor who passed away in 2006, has today been elected to the council.
Read full storyYour're not a real Doctor though?
Rap Artist Dr Dre, will next month go to court as the American Health Authority plans to prosecute him for not being a real Doctor.
Read full storyI'm Fired!
The latest series of the 'cult' television show The Apprentice was last night thrown into chaos when after a tense boardroom battle, Sir Alan Sugar was voted off.
Read full storyNot fat, just big Boned
From October, it will be an offence for shops and Supermarkets to sell confectionary that is displayed below 6 feet as the Government attempts to reduce the rising obesity figures, particularly in children.
Read full storyWinton - Shock revelation
TV favourite Dale Winton has confessed to a past that will shock his fans when he revealed that he was in fact a member of the 21 SAS regiment making numerous tours of Northern Ireland and was involved in the Iraq war of 1991.
Read full storyA cut above the rest
A London Estate Agent has successfully sued a men's magazine after he received a rather nasty paper cut whilst reading the November 2007 issue.
Read full storyDelia Smith "A Real Threat To Health", Says Health Expert
Delia Smith, the well-known TV celebrity cookess and Norwich City fan, has been accused of putting the lives of millions of people at risk, and was today labelled "a real threat to peopl...
Read full storyElection Results: Confusion As HAMAS Take Bermondsey
There was an electoral catastrophe in the making this morning as the Local Council Election Results started coming in, when it was realised that Palestinian group Hamas had taken the fictitious London constituency of Bermondsey. Election organiser...
Read full storyPeter Snow's Swingometer Party up in arms over local elections
Peter Snow, who was last night prevented from wearing his blue suede shoes because they were likely to infer political allegience, was livid that his Swingometer Party failed to register a single vote in this year's local elections.
Read full storyCristiano Ronaldo Transvestite Link
Manchester United player Cristiano Ronaldo has been caught up in a sex scandal with three cross-dressing transvestite prostitute deviants, some sources claim. The Portuguese whinger, who may have been in Brazil for a gay time after his team won th...
Read full storyRecent News Carries A Feast Of Scot Starvation Stories!
A woman starves her Alsatian husband in Glasgow. A pet owner euthanizes his Scot terrier with a dearth of dog food. The Scot government deprives the poor of their haggis tax rebate. Wherever you turn in foggy damp Scotland someone seems to be starvin...
Read full storyFour Irish Clergymen Went to the Western Wall of the Second Temple...
How often real life events resemble the opening lines of old bad jokes. But apparently according to the BBC four Irish church leaders did, or at least tried to approach the Western Wall of Herod's Temple in Israel and were turned away. Reports di...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Travelling to Iraq to Entertain Troops and Hopefully be Blown to Simthereens
LOS ANGELES, CA - First it was Hannah Montana on your TV at seven every damn night. Then it was the Hannah Montana album playing incessantly on your car stereo. Then it was the Miley Cyrus cosmetics and the Hannah Montana...
Read full storyAl Qaida in UK Blamed for Rude Footballers' Violence
Terrorist international organization, al-Qaida with franchises in Iraq, Mozambique and apparently Manchester is being blamed for the early hours brawling of some rude football fans sought over an attack...
Read full storyJerry Broadway Sold Fake Pot!
BBC News reports that Pot seller Jerry Broadway has been pushing pretend pot to the posh potheads across the United Kingdom.
Read full storyDear Ollie the ole marriage advisor
Dear OTOMA, Lately the BBC science news has run a rash of articles about the turn ons and turn offs of all manner of things. As a man of tremendous experience, my chums and I have been wondering where Ollie, the ole marriage adviser stands on these matters. Inquiring Chums want to know...
Read full storyElephant in the South African Living Room
South Africa has had numerous proverbial "Elephants in the Living Room". They lived for years with a criminal system of racial separation that spread elephantine manure across their economy and reputation as a civilized nation.
Read full storyFlorida lawmakers chew over ornamental testicles
Dangling an enormous ding-a-ling from the back end of your car or truck might soon be illegal if you live in Florida.
Read full storyGay cannibal arrested while flossing
A gay Yorkshire man has been charged with murder in the accidental eating death of a free-range man he picked up for dinner.
Read full storyBush offers $0 for food crisis
George W Bush has offered $0 million in international food aid to help a world food crisis.
Read full storyFailed Spoof Writers Flood London Election
TheSpoof.com denies flooding the London Mayoral Election with failed writer candidates.
Read full storyPotential Candidate for Presidency, Senator Barack Obama, Held Reverend Wright at Gun Point
Just when you think the democrats have trash talked each other enough, played off of the other's weaknesses incessantly, and essentially man slaughtered one another to the point of no return, a bad rash appears.
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