Bush offers $0 for food crisis

Written by matwil

Friday, 2 May 2008

George W Bush has offered $0 million in international food aid to help a world food crisis.

Many third world families have been struggling, after repeated carpet-bombing by the USAF, and now Congress has stepped in to help American arms manufacturers reach their profit targets.

'We're sending a clear message to the world that American will lead the fight against hunger', Mr. Bush said, 'by killing as many hungry people in the Third World as we can.'

American excesses since Vietnam have been dubbed the 'silent tsunami' by sane people, but another clown will be in the White House soon.

Hopefully it'll be Krusty, at least he can speak Americanese.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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