Pornography found on internet

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Friday, 2 May 2008

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'At that moment my wife came in'

Shocked father of two Keith Richard MP told the House of Commons of his shock at finding 'some fairly racy images' on the internet yesterday.

'I recently purchased a personal computer in order that I may use electronic mail to send letters to my constituents. I used a program called AOL and connected my modem to a telephone line.

'Imagine my surprise when within thirty minutes I seemed to have a picture of what can only be described as 'a shaved tuppence' on my monitor. At that moment my wife came into the room and I immediately told her of my plans to raise the issue in front of you today.'

Rupert Murdoch, owner of the internet, was today unavailable for comment.

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