Manchester United player Cristiano Ronaldo has been caught up in a sex scandal with three cross-dressing transvestite prostitute deviants, some sources claim.
The Portuguese whinger, who may have been in Brazil for a gay time after his team won through to the Champions League Final on Wednesday night, picked up the three strumpets after having cocktails with an unnamed local footballer in a bar in Rio de Janeiro.
When he got back to his hotel room, however, he discovered that they were not women after all, but men, who then tried to extort money from him. Ronaldo, ever the quick thinker, slumped in a heap, clasped his ankle, and claimed a penalty. The trannies took flight, but reappeared later to speak to the Press.
Andreia Albertine, one of the menwomen, said:
"It was definitely a Ronaldo, but it might have been that AC Milan one...or even that Ronaldinho from Barca, it's so confusing!"
