So long Norma Jean fantasy film

Written by Walt

Friday, 2 May 2008


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Sorry dudes. It's a scam.

With top-notch fabricating, nailed this one right out of the box as the FBI recently announced that they have no record of a Marilyn Monroe 16mm sex flick from the 1960s.

The spoof story, "Norma Jean" Blew It? 16 April 2008 came to all the correct conclusions. The head of the FBI freedom of information unit declared categorically that no such film is in the files & no references to such a film are in the records, other than a memorandum that the agency has no useful information from the paid informant concerning Monroe's involvement in such a film that supposedly belonged to a mobster about which they know nothing, or even less.

This makes the announcement that some New York businessman paid US $1.5 million either a fabrication or a flim-flam in which the buyer was duped.

Either way, it's bogus. Besides, if such a film existed, every male FBI agent would have a copy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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