Terrorist international organization, al-Qaida with franchises in Iraq, Mozambique and apparently Manchester is being blamed for the early hours brawling of some rude football fans sought over an attack
Tony Blair-Toldme explained that Old Christchurch Road has been a popular Al-Qaida hang out for years now.
Unnamed informants say that one of the assailants looked a lot like Osama Bin Laden with a Bournemouth Football jersey and a drunken English red nose. Tony Blair-Toldme explained how drunken English Football fanatics are often al-Qaida terrorists in disguise.
