Written by queen mudder

Friday, 2 May 2008

image for Austrian incest nutter's wife hires Sonia Sutcliffe's attorneys
Mrs F says Third Reich home furnishing chic is prevalent in her country

Amstetten - (Preposterious Mess): Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's wife has hired lawyers who successfully sued a UK satirical rag that claimed the Yorkshire Ripper's wife "wasn't as dumb as she looks" back in 1990.

Rosemarie Fritlz, 69, said today that the first she knew about it was this week when somebody said "Did you know you have a daughter Mrs F?"

Asked also about an array of Nazi emblems and trophies that adorns her traditional Austrian matrimonial chalet home Mrs Fritzl told reporters:

"This is Austria, not some Godforsaken, Teutonic, navel-gazing, chest-thumping, apologist EU commune farcically known as Germany.

"Everybody does Third Reich chic in home furnishings round here.

"Get over it!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Josef Fritzl

Stop - Warning

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

To confirm you have acknowledged this warning, and wish to continue to read the article, please click the following link.

Otherwise, please click here to go back to the home page.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
69 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more