Boris to bring back hanging

Written by queen mudder

Friday, 2 May 2008

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Johnson's out to get Thatcher's feckless daughter Cherie

London - (Ass Mess): Jubilant new London mayor Boris Johnson has vowed to restore true Tory values in the Capital starting with the death penalty for all motorists who enter the yellow junction box at traffic lights.

"Hanging, drawing and quartering isn't good enough for them, of course," the blond bombshell told reporters, "but as a cyclist I'm sick of all their namby-pamby excuses."

Johnson's landslide win today also spells trouble for Cherie Blair who has successfully evaded capture for over 11 years about a huge gerrymandering scam that police say is hundreds of times bigger than the one perpetrated in the 80s by her birth mother Margaret Thatcher.

"Cherie has stolen over £250 billion of private property and given it away to pals in Al Qaeda, the IRA, Hamas, Falun Gong, Opus Dei and myriad other terrorist organizations who she sucked off on her trailblazing ride to power," a spokesman for Johnson, 69, said today.

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