Recent News Carries A Feast Of Scot Starvation Stories!

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Friday, 2 May 2008

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Fog may cause feast of Scot famine

A woman starves her Alsatian husband in Glasgow. A pet owner euthanizes his Scot terrier with a dearth of dog food. The Scot government deprives the poor of their haggis tax rebate. Wherever you turn in foggy damp Scotland someone seems to be starving someone.

Some sources blame the economics crisis that was originated by the Bush clan in the American highlands. Others suggest that starvation has been a mainstay of Scot life and population control. Others controversially claim that frugality; often a virtue can become a vice when saving money means stopping nutrition for living things and persons.

Scot government leaders found amid the cloudy links at St Andrew's offered the following excuse: "'Ow wah we to know? Wi' all dis fog and rain and 'r luv 'a golf. Ya cahn't be blamin' uhs!"

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