Moving Through Walls

Funny story: Moving Through Walls

Langley VA, July 2008: Edmund Krunt, president and CEO of Smedley Engineering Inc, a small Midwestern engineering company was in town to brief a US government agency on a classified product his company plans to manufacture. The unit allows stealthy t...

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Big Brother Lisa Has Seen "A Green Man"

Funny story: Big Brother Lisa Has Seen "A Green Man"

Big Brother Lisa, whose partner Mario was expelled from the house last week, has admitted to her fellow housemates that the pair once went camping and saw "a green man". It's not yet known whether it wa...

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Global Warming and Penis Size

Funny story: Global Warming and Penis Size

New York NY, July 2008: A study conducted by the United Nations (UN) Committee on Global Warming has concluded that global warming (GW) affects penis size.

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Imaginary Girlfriend Dumped

(New York) Vanessa, the imaginary girlfriend of midtown resident Tim Rogers was devastated to learn that she had been dumped over the weekend; replaced by Christine Moore, a real flesh and blood woman Rogers met through friends.

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Hasbeen Aid To Be Held In New England

Funny story: Hasbeen Aid To Be Held In New England

Hasbeen Aid, the benefit concert that raises publicity and royalties for aging rock and country stars, will be held in New England this year.

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Jah Wobble Chinese Dub Gig Mesmerises Crowd - Man's Glasses Stolen

Funny story: Jah Wobble Chinese Dub Gig Mesmerises Crowd - Man's Glasses Stolen

There was trouble at Birmingham Glee Club last night when multi-instrumentalist and legendary bass guitarist Jah Wobble rolled into town with a 22-piece ensemble for his Chinese Dub show. The group featured singers from Tibet and Yunnan Province,...

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Organic Farmers Claim 'We could feed the world'

Funny story: Organic Farmers Claim 'We could feed the world'

Lord Mucker and his companion Peter Hold'em claimed last week that their 'natural farming systems' could feed the world given half a chance.

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Bush warrantless wiretap bugged Parliament

Funny story: Bush warrantless wiretap bugged Parliament

London - (Preposterous Mess): MPs and members of the House of Lords heard today that Parliament's switchboard was bugged on George W Bush's personal orders shortly after Prime Monster Tony Blair returned from his 2001 Camp David summit with o...

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Plans announced for Blair's state funeral

Funny story: Plans announced for Blair's state funeral

London - (Fecal Mess): JCB diggers were busy burrowing away in the scorching sunshine today among tonnes of slowly ripening disposable nappies, discarded cat litter droppings and remaindered Cliff Richard CDs at a Sellafield landfill site officially...

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New UK Knife Menace From Homicidal Butchers

Funny story: New UK Knife Menace From Homicidal Butchers

As the UK knife-crime epidemic spirals out of control on a hour-by-hour basis, it has been sensationally revealed that the UK faces a new menace in the growing knife culture.

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Clandestine "Barack Ball Buster" Team Formed And Hires New York City Rabbis To Remove Jesse's Testicles--Jackson Going Into Hiding

Funny story: Clandestine "Barack Ball Buster" Team Formed And Hires New York City Rabbis To Remove Jesse's Testicles--Jackson Going Into Hiding

INTELLIGENCE SERVICES STAFF (ISS)--COMMUNIQUE...

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"Don't Worry, Be Happy"

Funny story: "Don't Worry, Be Happy"

With the USA stock market falling into pre-2000 anti-millenium numbers, while the World economy bumble-clunks into stagflation, & the jobs market as well as unemployment sink into negatives not seen since the Great Recession, 1981-83, visited upon ma...

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Colonel Saunders, 102 given freedom of city

Funny story: Colonel Saunders, 102 given freedom of city

A 102 year-old veteran, Lt. Col. Frank Saunders was awarded the Freedom of the City in a ceremony held in Stirling Castle today. The ceremony included veterans who served in many campaigns last century and also current personnel along with parachute...

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Marks and Spencer seek breast size assessor

Funny story: Marks and Spencer seek breast size assessor

Responding to complaints that M&S charge higher prices for large bra sizes, the company is now seeking a breast size assessor in an attempt to harmonise sales of this vital piece of ladies' lingerie.

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Financial crisis as Bank of LegoLand collapses

Funny story: Financial crisis as Bank of LegoLand collapses

As the recession looms, deepens, dips and dives, another revered financial institution, the Bank of LegoLand, with branches worldwide, has collapsed, leaving investors penniless.

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Miss Universe To Pose Nude

Funny story: Miss Universe To Pose Nude

Caracas Venezuela-- The Miss Universe pageant was held over the weekend in this capital city. Contestants came from all over the world and even from other planets. A contestant from the Triffid Nebula was crowned Miss Universe.

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McDonalds to start serving food in their restaurants

Funny story: McDonalds to start serving food in their restaurants

In a dramatic move announced today, burger chain McDonalds, famed for its yellow arch logo and too-happy clown, has decided to start selling real food.

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Jeremy Clarkson admits he knows nothing about cars

Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson admits he knows nothing about cars

BBC Top Gear presenter, newspaper columnist, author and jeans wearer Jeremy Clarkson has admitted he actually knows nothing at all about cars.

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Teachers Union eradicates pupil problems

Funny story: Teachers Union eradicates pupil problems

Truancy, Health and Safety issues, physical and sexual abuse and bullying have all be eradicated in every British school thanks to positive action by the teaching union. In a statement issued earlier today, the union has confirmed that British Sch...

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France jealously up in arms over Zimbabwe UN sanctions threat

Funny story: France jealously up in arms over Zimbabwe UN sanctions threat

A jealous President Sarkybozo of France has called on the UN to impose sanctions on France following the dismal performance by the United Nations regarding sanctions against Zimbabwe.

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Professor Jean-Luc Beams In To Huddersfield

Funny story: Professor Jean-Luc Beams In To Huddersfield

Starship captain Jean-Luc Picard yesterday expressed his continuing frustration with fans who continue to confuse his on-screen persona "Patrick Stewart" with the real-life actor.

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Oak Tree Achieves 'Listed Building' Status

Funny story: Oak Tree Achieves 'Listed Building' Status

A 300-year-old oak tree in Surrey has been made a 'Listed Building' by Council chiefs, who say that the tree, known as The Oak, is not responsible for local subsidence.

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Obama address NAACP, urges Blacks to Continue living off of White guilt

Funny story: Obama address NAACP, urges Blacks to Continue living off of White guilt

Democratic Presidential candidate, Barrack Obama, speaking to the N.A.A.C.P., the largest and oldest civil rights organization in America, urged Blacks to continue living off of White Guilt.

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The Chemtrails Diet flies off bookstore shelves

Funny story: The Chemtrails Diet flies off bookstore shelves

Abiline, TX -- A new diet book has gained overnight success as public concern over atmospheric modification by the US and other nations mounts. "The Chemtrails Diet-keeping healthy in the modified atmosphere" details the dangerous compounds...

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Yankees Feature South Bronx Neighbors Throughout All Star festivities!

Funny story: Yankees Feature South Bronx Neighbors Throughout All Star festivities!

Billion dollar Major League Baseball franchise, The New York Yankees, in their last season in the House That Ruth Built has dramatically reached out to the impoverished South Bronx neighborhood it has called home for more than 3/4ths of a century.

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Fed reopens IndyMac to rerun in weekend attempt to restore consumer confidence

Funny story: Fed reopens IndyMac to rerun in weekend attempt to restore consumer confidence

Pasadena, California - IndyMac Bancorp Inc. reopened its corporate headquarter doors to a sunny Southern California day.

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Great Apes Grant Spaniards Primate Rights!

Funny story: Great Apes Grant Spaniards Primate Rights!

Spaniards now have a better understanding of why they are called great apes. At a recent conference of The Great Ape Association of Prime Primates, a ground breaking document was passed unanimously declaring Spaniards "part of the community of e...

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Why are Americans so fat?

Funny story: Why are Americans so fat?

I was at a McDonald's the other day for breakfast with a friend.

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"ChemicalMcC" Supports Covert Operations in Iranian Lungs

Funny story: "ChemicalMcC" Supports Covert Operations in Iranian Lungs

Repub candie John McCain has advanced a secret foreign policy initiative to spread cancer causing agents into the lungs of Iranians. Tar, nicotine and toxic chemical additives are being shipped to Iran in the guise of US produced cigarettes.

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Laughghanistan New Tourist Mecca

Funny story: Laughghanistan New Tourist Mecca

CandyHar Laughghanistan - Long reviled in the press as a place to avoid travel agents say Laughghanistan is proving the preferred permanent vacation destination of choice for more than just soldiers these days.

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Who Found the Fone?!

Who really found Amelia Milk Swell's phone? There is still rumors going around saying DJ liquid lost his cell phone after he had finish having oral sex with Milk, what a co-incidence just after he had finish, but it is clear that she is fired from CVM. And why don't Candies admit the fact that she no longer works there, and stop bring around the people of Jamaica and the world in circles?

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NCB Denies Rumors

National Commercial Bank Jamaica Limited says there is no truth to rumors recently regarding the restriction of activity on the accounts of Olint Limited.

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China "Outraged": Bush Lifting Offshore Drilling Ban Threatens China's Gulf of Mexico Deposits

Funny story: China "Outraged": Bush Lifting Offshore Drilling Ban Threatens China's Gulf of Mexico Deposits

(Shanghai, China) China's President Hu Jintao stated he was "outraged" at President Bush's lifting of an executive order banning the US from drilling off US shores. Jintao countered that China already acquired the v...

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Looking back, Mugabe credits slogan for victory

Funny story: Looking back, Mugabe credits slogan for victory

Zimbabwe's president Robert Mugabe, who recently was reelected, credits his victory to his "grand" campaign slogan.

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Talk with the Lawyers

Funny story: Talk with the Lawyers

Washington DC, July 2008: A new kind of talk radio program may begin to appear on the public airways next year, as it is anticipated that right wing talk radio shows, e.g. Bill O'Reilly may be migrating to satellite radio. (Anticipation of Congre...

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Congress and The Law of Gravity

Funny story: Congress and The Law of Gravity

Westminster Abbey, London/Washington DC: The story "Congress To repeal Law Of Gravity" written by Neil Levine on 16 July 2005, postulates that the US Congress is saying that what goes up does not have to come down, e.g. government involvement in everything! Following this story was another entitled &quo...

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WWII UXB Found On X62(c)

Funny story: WWII UXB Found On X62(c)

An unexploded World War II bomb has been discovered on a battered old bus in East Yorkshire on the route between Hull and Leeds.

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The unofficial Sex and the City guide to dating

1. Always dress like you're a hooker. Even if it's the middle of the day and there's young children around, always put your goods on display, and put your best boob forward.

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Celebrity special Jeremy Kyle show

The (twice) shamed former Blue Peter presenter John Leslie revealed today that he will be appearing on a Jeremy Kyle celebrity special to clear the air and will also do a lie detector test.

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