Timmy Mallet named as new crimewatch presenter

Funny story: Timmy Mallet named as new crimewatch presenter

Questionably insane ex children's television presenter, Timmy Mallet, has been controversially named as the new presenter of BBC's Crimewatch program.

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Keith Richards Is A Vampire

Funny story: Keith Richards Is A Vampire

New Yawk NY-- Keith Richards, famed guitarist for The Rolling Stones, said today he died in 1969 and is a vampire. The rock legend says he died from a drug overdose during the notorious Altamont Concert. A vampire fan jumped up on stage and helped hi...

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Prince Harry's Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Seen Mounting A Stallion

Funny story: Prince Harry's Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Seen Mounting A Stallion

You definitely would not see this at Ascot, Cheltenham or Aintree, forty men running naked at bizarre race meeting.

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Mugabe Force

Funny story: Mugabe Force

Mr Mugabe is about to reveal a new T.V show called Ground Force a series to feature on all news channels in UK, USA, Africa and a mysterious subscription by the U.N.

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Bumper Sticker Voting, an Anecdotal Survey

Funny story: Bumper Sticker Voting, an Anecdotal Survey

Baltimore MD, July 2008: As a Staff Reporter for the conservative Baltimore Sun newspaper I am always driving on the Eisenhower Interstate Highway System. What could be a better place than the state of Maryland, to predict (guess) who the next presid...

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The World is a sitcom, according to Americans

Funny story: The World is a sitcom, according to Americans

According to latest surveys, 80% of Americans are convinced that the rest of the world is just a sitcom, used by television broadcasters to boost ratings.

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Haut de la Garenne probe moves to Nazi bunker under Buckingham Palace

Funny story: Haut de la Garenne probe moves to Nazi bunker under Buckingham Palace

London - (Lurid Mess): A Nazi wartime bunker under Buckingham Palace is the latest suspected site in the Haut de la Garenne police probe.

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Brett Favre Came Out of Retirement to Get Suicidal John Madden off Ledge

After it was reported that Brett Favre sent a text message to Green Bay Packers GM Ted Thompson saying he wanted to come out of retirement, this reporter has learned th...

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G8 approves hot air climate 'vision'

Funny story: G8 approves hot air climate 'vision'

The G8 summit today approved a hot air climate 'vision', to combat global freezing, one with no definite agreements or practical plans at all, but one that is centred on wherever the G8 leaders happen to be at any time. Jim Connaughty, deputy vice...

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Teacher's Human Rights Violated as Students Don't Let Him Join In Marbles

Funny story: Teacher's Human Rights Violated as Students Don't Let Him Join In Marbles

In Finland yesterday, a teacher issued a complaint to the National Education Board after being victim to a violation of human rights. Mr Brian Svornson, 28, issued the complaint after he claimed that his students "would not allow him to join in...

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Madonna dubbed mother-in-law from hell

Funny story: Madonna dubbed mother-in-law from hell

Florida - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Cynthia Scurtis Rodriguez is in shock after finding out feckless baseball player husband Alex is Madonna's son and not her toy boy.

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G8 Summit Leaders Lead From the Front in the War on Carbon Dioxide

Funny story: G8 Summit Leaders Lead From the Front in the War on Carbon Dioxide

In Japan yesterday, leaders of the G8 summit were seen planting trees as showed off their new initiative to fight the carbon dioxide emissions that are ruining the atmosphere.

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O'Neill to Branch Out

Funny story: O'Neill to Branch Out

Martin O'Neill announced today that he is to branch out in the world of business. He is of course not the first within sport to do this, George Foreman endorses a ranger of cookers, Ronaldo models for his lingerie line and tennis stars the Willia...

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Judasism In Football - New Case

Funny story: Judasism In Football - New Case

A new case of Judasism has appeared in the world of football, much to the delight of the supporters of Turkish side Galatasary. Mr Harry Kewell a former player of Leeds United during their glory days, which now seem so long,long ago, has joined Ista...

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Steve to Receive Key to the City

Funny story: Steve to Receive Key to the City

After years of dedicated service to his boyhood team, and an undeniable, almost unprecedented level of involvement in their success it was announced that the key to the city was to be awarded to Steve Bennett.

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New Harry Potter Film Full of Drugs, Sex and Rock and Roll

Funny story: New Harry Potter Film Full of Drugs, Sex and Rock and Roll

I was under the illusion that although the highly popular Harry Potter books did feature a hell of a lot of dark magic and unsavoury characters, it was a children's book series and therefore the film interpretation of it would be suitable for you...

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Wes Brown in the running for Utd Number 2

Funny story: Wes Brown in the running for Utd Number 2

Wes Brown has emerged as the shock candidate for the some to be vacant Man Utd number 2 slot. It comes as a surprise to many as there had been rumours of several big names and numerous former players also being muted for the position.

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Harriet Harman adds rooftop toilet to her 'John' Lewis List

Funny story: Harriet Harman adds rooftop toilet to her 'John' Lewis List

Fathers 4 Justice campaigners dressed as comic book superheroes are staging a a second rooftop protest at the home of Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman, Scotland Yard said today.

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Prospective Rolls Royce purchasers told to be alert

Funny story: Prospective Rolls Royce purchasers told to be alert

Potential Rolls Royce purchasers have been warned to remain alert when they purchase their new Rolls, and not just because the world needs more lerts. An influx of Rolls Royce copies, made in Korean sweatshops, are flooding the British market, and wo...

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Dorothy flees Oz to escape charges in double homicide

Funny story: Dorothy flees Oz to escape charges in double homicide

Dorothy Gale, a 15 year old Kansas girl, was being sought by juvenile authorities from the country of Oz this afternoon for the double homicide of two sisters.

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Spongebob Squarepants not Shrek's father!

Funny story: Spongebob Squarepants not Shrek's father!

Spongebob Squarepants denies claim of fathering Miss Piggy's lovechild known as Shrek. "OK, I had a few drinks that night, and Piggy spent the night. Besides, Patrick and Kermit where there the whole time."...

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Congress Outlaws Stupidity

Funny story: Congress Outlaws Stupidity

Washington DC, January 15, 2009: At their first regular session, following the general election of 2008, the 112th Congress tries to fix stupid, by drafting the 28th amendment to the US Constitution. The Stupidity Prohibition Act is designed to rid t...

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An Interview with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Funny story: An Interview with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Tehran, Iran, June, 2008: This reporter caught up with the Iranian president at the Tehran airport, as he was about to leave for a meeting with Fidel Castro in Cuba. Through his interpreter, he said there was only time for 10 questions about Iranian society. The reader should be aware that President Ahmadinejad always claims he is being misquoted in the American media.

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Clinton to arrange Obama/Cheney hunting trip

Funny story: Clinton to arrange Obama/Cheney hunting trip

Senator Clinton is attempting to broker a hunting trip for Senator Obama and Vice President Cheney. Clinton said earlier today, "Obama has been working so hard we would like to get him some rest. Surely a hunting outing with the Vice President...

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Global Warming Linked to Central Heating

Funny story: Global Warming Linked to Central Heating

Statistics linking global warming to increased carbon emissions over the last century were debunked today by Rutgers scientist Dr. Tolya So who revealed that "global temperatures recorded over the last one hundred years were taken in...

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Big Brother Belinda To Be Shot At Dawn On Saturday

Funny story: Big Brother Belinda To Be Shot At Dawn On Saturday

Big Brother Belinda, the portly lady who only entered the house last Friday, has been marked for termination, and will be shot at dawn on Saturday.

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