Obama address NAACP, urges Blacks to Continue living off of White guilt

Funny story written by disciple

Tuesday, 15 July 2008

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We need white guilt

Democratic Presidential candidate, Barrack Obama, speaking to the N.A.A.C.P., the largest and oldest civil rights organization in America, urged Blacks to continue living off of White Guilt.

"It's fundamental that we remember were we came from and what it means to be a Black American, an American that never lets the White man forget his past of our enslavement and oppression", and plays on this for untold generations to come. "White Guilt is as American as apple pie and baseball, it is the gift our founding forefathers have given to us.

"I intend to use it as a means of getting the White vote like other Blacks Americans should use it to accomplish other ridiculous things like a Black American President".

The audience of almost 3000 people cheered the speech and could be heard shouting, keep guilt alive, keep guilt alive.

"We need to ride this out and complain about slavery and racism for as long as we are Americans!"

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