Written by Susie Q

Tuesday, 15 July 2008

The (twice) shamed former Blue Peter presenter John Leslie revealed today that he will be appearing on a Jeremy Kyle celebrity special to clear the air and will also do a lie detector test.

Leslie was recently accused of having relations with a donkey and is determined to go on the trashy TV show to prove to people that he doesn't even like animals.

Also due to appear on the celeb special is mouthy Madonna and gormless Guy Ritchie. Madge will be taking a lie detector test also, to dismiss the recent claims made in the news that she cheated on Guy with Mel B, the Scary Lesbo Spice. Madge insists that they were just good friends and that Guy is overreacting just because she "kissed her fanny" a few times.

Allegedly, Rummy Winehouse will be the last guest to appear on the show and we're told, she'll be there to just be generally pissed and drugged up, maybe try to come on to Jeremy Kyle, and (hopefully) throw up all over him.

Fingers crossed!

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Topics: Jeremy Kyle

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