Angelina Jolie Spoof Site To Be Set Up
A new spoof site about Angelina Jolie is to be set up later this year. It will feature articles about pregnancies, Angelina Jolie, babies, and even Brad Pitt, but nothing else, and it will also be published in Women's Gossip Magazine.Read full story
Canoe Man's Wife Wished Her Husband HAD Drowned
Anne Darwin, the wife of 'missing' supposedly drowned canoeist John Darwin, has told a court that she wished he really had drowned, instead of turning up again after 5 years like a bad penny.Read full story
Nintendo announces controversial Wii Adult video game
Nintendo proudly announced its newest Addition to its popular top selling Wii gaming system Thursday.Read full story
England And Wales Crime Rates Down
Today, the government announced a 9% decrease in crime in England and Wales in the last 12 months, making it the lowest level of recorded crime since 1478. Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said: 'It's wonderful news, isn't it? Let's have a...Read full story
Obama, New Yorker Magazine Reach Amicable Settlement
The campaign of U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama was upset by a cartoon on the cover of New Yorker Magazine depicting the Senator dressed in a Muslim outfit and his wife dressed in para-military garb carrying an AK-47 while a portrait of Osam...Read full story
U.S Army Recalls thousands of WWII Vets to active duty
The U.S Army announced today that it would be recalling thousands of aging WWII veterans to active duty over the next few months amid recent recruiting shortfalls and troop retention troubles.Read full story
Stephen Hawking To Be "Normal By 2086"
Stephen Hawking, the cleverest man in the world, has astonished fellow clever people by announcing that, after working on new calculations on Time and Space, he expects to be normal again by about 2086.Read full story
Dwain Chambers Judge Delays Decision "To Make It Even More Exciting"
The judge presiding over the Dwain Chambers Injunction case will delay making his decision on the exciting case until tomorrow in a bid, say court officials, "to make the spectacle even more exciting."Read full story
New Non Scientific Alliance Against Logic
Three environmental pressure groups, 'The Soiled Association', 'Purplepeace' and 'Fiends of the Globe' have formed an association against those demons of the modern world, The Royal Institution, The Royal Society and The Insti...Read full story
BBC Tries to report scince
The BBC is trying to present sscientific debate in a new and more balanced way said a spokesperson earleir today.Read full story
Chavs - Stop use of phrase 'Think Tank'
People should stop using the phrase 'Think Tank', according to Chavs.Read full story
Oscar Pistorius Branded Health & Safety Risk By IAAF Knob
Oscar Pistorius, the double-amputee South African athlete should not be allowed to run in the 4X400m Olympic Relay in Beijing, as he is a Health & Safety risk, and could scythe the legs off other runners, says a lead...Read full story
Angelina Jolie Twins Look Like Arabs
The movie star Angelina Jolie has given birth to twin children in France but the kids look like they have an Arabic father possibly after Miss Jolie went to Algeria last October.Read full story
Red Cross & The Hostages: What to do?
Faced with mounting international pressure, Colombian President Alvaro Uribe admitted that, at least, one of the rescuers who was on the hostage rescue mission that recently freed 15 people from the leftist FARC rebels wore an International Red Cross...Read full story
Cricket to Use American-style Draft!
Long after the US of A decided that volunteers were the best way to go, British Cricket is toying with the idea that a draft American style.Read full story
Not a loyal royal subject in all of the King's, er Queen's England was very shocked today to learn that the Houses of Parliament are contaminated.Read full story
U.S Army unviels new Blackhawk Helicopter
Fort Campbell, KY - Today the U.S Army unveiled its newest Helicopter, the UH-60M. The "Mike model," as its affectionately known among those who fly it, will replace its aging Fleet of UH-60A/L model Aircraft Which first entered service in...Read full story
Angry Brides Protest Gown Shop's Closure
A London Bridal Shop, A Whiter Shade of Veil, has left dozens of brides- to- be without a stitch to wear on their wedding day. Shop proprietor Bridie McMarriage told the spoof society columnist, Blab Ermouth that she and her husband, a London Bobby h...Read full story
Great American Novel based on This Little Piggie
American writers from Dreiser through Hemingway to Pynchon have long sought after the Great American novel. No one expected that the masterpiece that has for so long eluded the literary geniuses of the USA would be produced by the pen of Vito Faccilo...Read full story
Fulton Fish Monger Sells Box of Seafood for Millions!
When Fulton Fish Monger Vito Alfano went to work on Monday, he thought it would be just another stinking day smelling like fish. By twelve noon Alfano was surrounded by news cameras and giants of the art world. The difference was made by a casual vis...Read full story
No news stories on Tiger Woods
SOUTHPORT, ENGLAND -- In a first for the week leading up to a major golf championship since 1975, there were no news stories today about Tiger Woods. Woods, who is recuperating from knee surgery, is not entered in this week's 137th British Open...Read full story
Global Boiling To Be The Next Big Phenomenon, Say Scientists
Global Warming, the notion that the Earth's temperature is slowly rising as a result of human intervention, will eventually give way to Global Boiling say scientists.Read full story
Iran Claims New Nukes
Earlier this week Iran released photos of missile tests that turned out to be enhanced. Today secret sources have released new photos they claim show real missiles equiped with real nuclear (or nucular in Busheese) war heads.Read full story
Wife of Moscow mayor duped into forking out £50 million for BBC's Frame Academy
London - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): A historic pile that once hosted the BBC's notorious Frame Academy has been flipped for £50 million on the perilous North London property market to Elena Baturina, daftass wife of Moscow Mayor Yury Luzhkov...Read full story