It appears that Paul McCartney - one half of the famous Lennon/McCartney songwriting team and one quarter of the famous "Beatles" - has solved his divorce mess with ex-wife Heather Mills.
"Mr. McCartney has decided to give all his assets in exchange for Mills prothestic leg," a representive of the singer stated earlier today. "Paul has signed off the royalties from everything he owns, as well as his billion dollar fortune to Heather," another source added.
Paul McCartney also reportedly has taken up a career in bongo-drumming. For the past month he has been seen incognito drumming it up with various patrons of London's busiest thoroughfares. "It's all working out for Paul," his close friend John Lennon stated before crumpling back underground. "I wish I could be just like the man with the drum," a six year old incoherently babbled as he passed.
The final proceedings of their divorce battle occur later this week.