Chicago--Media mogul Oprah Winfrey reiterated her support of Barack Obama in his bid for the Democratic nomination just moments before her vagina expressed its own support for Hillary Clinton.
The move by Winfrey's vagina was called an "unprecedented split" by former president Bill Clinton, who welcomed the support of "VJ".
"This late in the game we might have to have a little 'cram session' to bring VJ up to date on our platform," Clinton said, "But you can't over state how important the name recognition of someone like this is. I look forward to discussing the issues over cigars."
Hillary Clinton said the support of Oprah's vajayjay was never in doubt, and then gave a knowing wink and nod.