Nader Raids Demo Chances Again! "I wish someone would stop me!"

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 25 February 2008

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Nader pleads: Stop me!

Ralph Nader: "You take that framework of people feeling locked out, shut out, marginalised and disrespected."

"You go from Iraq, to Palestine to Israel, from Enron to Wall Street, from Katrina to the bumbling of the Bush administration, to the complicity of the Democrats in not stopping him on the war, stopping him on the tax cuts."

This is the rationale offered by consumer advocate, five time Presidential Candidate and worst
President ever George Bush's best friend. Nader went on to explain: " I am proud to have played a central role in the destruction of Iraq and the US economy. That droop you see in my mouth is just a symptom of what is really wrong with my brain. I celebrate the decline of the US economy, the devastattion of the environment, the use of torture and most everything I have spent a lifetime fighting against. I wish someone would stop me!"

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