Fairies Across UK Warned: Don't "Eat" Too many "Cakes"!

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Monday, 25 February 2008

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The Guardian reports: A man taking part in an "Eating contest" has died after several fairy "Cakes" became lodged in his throat.

Adam Deeley, 34, collapsed in the early hours of last Friday morning at the Monkey Cafe nightclub in Swansea. Staff at the venue tried to revive him before paramedics arrived.

South Wales Police are waiting for the outcome of a post-mortem examination before they announce the cause of death, but are treating it as an accident.

Deeley, originally from Birmingham, was a graphic design student in Swansea. He also worked at the nightclub, but he was attending the event, a "Cake-eating contest" to raise funds for a local "Artist", on his night off. He is thought to have agreed to take part at around 2am to help clear up leftover "Cakes"

A spokesman for the Welsh Ambulance Service said paramedics were called shortly after with reports a man was choking. Although the ambulance arrived within 10 minutes, Deeley was pronounced dead at Singleton hospital at 3. 20am. There are no "Suspicious circumstances" and the police are preparing a file for the coroner, he added.

In a statement released last night to the BBC, club owners Amanda Davey and Paul Dyke said: "We're all in shock. He was loved by his co-workers and friends at Monkey. It was a tragic and very sad accident and should serve as a cautionary tale. Our deepest sympathy goes out to his family."

An inquest is expected to open this week. Fairies across the UK are being warned about taking care in the "Eating" of too many "Cakes"

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