Luton Airport - (Le Petit Mort Mess): Germany's Fokker Nudist Airways suffered yet another serious blow today as one of its Nudist Mile High Club pilots 'died the little death' in the cockpit above international airspace, prompting fears that the dreaded Sudden Inexplicable Petit Mort Syndrome had struck once again.
The flight was enroute to Larnaca Airport in Cyprus with over 200 passengers on board when the co-pilot noticed "gratuitous groaning" coming from the pilot's seat.
"Then I saw he'd gone white as a sheet, the blood draining from his body as the last shudders of the full-throttle Syndrome vibrated throughout the cockpit," Flight Officer Von Durchsprungtechnik told reporters.
The plane was hurriedly rerouted to Athens where medics swiftly diagnosed natural causes.
No passengers or crew were hurt in the incident and everybody spent a relatively pleasant night recuperating in the nude after the Airline swore blind baggage handlers had lost everybody's suitcases.
A replacement pilot is on standby.
