Attorney General Gonzales Resigns Amid Bush Gay Sex Scandal

Funny story: Attorney General Gonzales Resigns Amid Bush Gay Sex Scandal

WASHINGTON - Attorney General Alberto Gonzales confronted with an onslaught of calls for his resignation from the bipartisan Senate today announced his resignation.

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"Beach Boy" Mike Love's New Single

Mike Love, lead singer of "The Beach Boys" has a new single set for release this coming Tuesday. In recent years, Mike has been touring without original members, Brian Wilson and Al Jardine, in part because of numerous lawsuits he has brought against them. With his new song, he hopes to mend the rift between him and his band mates and reunite for a new world tour.

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Iran Test Nuclear Bomb

Funny story: Iran Test Nuclear Bomb

Today Iran had successful test of setting off a nuclear bomb. The bomb test resulted in 30 megatons of destructive power. This was an underground test to prevent radioactive material from contaminating large area. Washington reacted badly and stated,...

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John McCain to Join The Beach Boys!

Funny story: John McCain to Join The Beach Boys!

After hearing John McCain sing "bomb, bomb, bomb...bomb, bomb Iran" to the tune of the popular Beach Boy's song, "Barbara Ann", at a campaign rally in So...

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Angelina adopts Knut

Funny story: Angelina adopts Knut

Angelina Jolie's agent today confirmed that the Pitt-Jolie's have started adoption proceedings for popular baby polar bear Knut. The couple hope to bring home the new addition to their ever expanding family next Wednesday, although the stars...

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Jamaican Police in DNA/Marijuana mix up!

Funny story: Jamaican Police in DNA/Marijuana mix up!

It could have happened to anyone, but as mistakes go, it was a doozy.

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Haley Scarnato to Sue Blake Lewis Over American Idol Shorts Stitch-up

Funny story: Haley Scarnato to Sue Blake Lewis Over American Idol Shorts Stitch-up

Hollywood, CA: Ousted American Idol contestant Haley Scarnato, who almost became famous for her ever-decreasing clothing as the show progressed, is to sue fellow contestant Blake Lewis for allegedly sabotaging her chances by deliberately mis-stitchin...

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Financial Report Shows Edwards Spent $18 at SUPERCUTS

Funny story: Financial Report Shows Edwards Spent $18 at SUPERCUTS

After it was disclosed that John Edwards' campaign committee picked up the tab for a haircut costing $18 at SUPERCUTS, Republicans have spoken out.

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Bollywood astrologers give verdicts for Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan wedding

Funny story: Bollywood astrologers give verdicts for Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan wedding

Mumbai - (Reuterus): As the sun moves into the sign of Taurus the Bull and mighty Saturn ends its baleful retrograde transit of Leo Bollywood is preparing for the wedding of the century as its two greatest stars, Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan,...

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David Blaine's Next Stunt: Eaten Alive!

Funny story: David Blaine's Next Stunt: Eaten Alive!

(New York) David Blaine, known for his unique style of street magic and outrageous, death-defying stunts, has planned his next big attraction which he is calling "Eaten Alive."...

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Accident Kills Cartoon Frog

Funny story: Accident Kills Cartoon Frog

The entertainment world is mourning today, following the tragic death of Warner Brothers icon Michigan J. Frog. Mr. Frog was killed when he was hit by a car.

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Imus Returns to Radio/MS-NBC to Slur Koreans

Funny story: Imus Returns to Radio/MS-NBC to Slur Koreans

In the wake of the horrific Virginia Tech murders, America has called on fallen icon Don Imus, asking that he return to his microphone to give them that which they so desperately need and which only he can adequately provide: hateful, racial slurs ai...

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Knut is really a Steiff

Funny story: Knut is really a Steiff

Popular polar bear Knut was fast becoming a headline attraction until one discerning onlooker pointed out that he was in fact a stuffed toy.

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Zero Premium Life Policy Launched in West Virginia

Funny story: Zero Premium Life Policy Launched in West Virginia

Wheeling,WV (AP) The long awaited launch of the latest type of life insurance has finally arrived. This morning, at Wheeling Elementary School, Fifth grader Janet Sutton made the announcement.

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New Incentive For Obese Maths Students

Funny story: New Incentive For Obese Maths Students

In a desperate attempt to get modern porky kids interested in mathematics, schools throughout the UK are trying to make the boring crusty subject more relevant.

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Knives out for Wolfowitz, resignation imminent

Funny story: Knives out for Wolfowitz, resignation imminent

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): First he started a civil war in Iraq and now he's fomenting one at the International Bank for Deconstruction and Embezzlemen - aka the World Bank - where he is CEO.

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Latest UK Rich List 'biggest load of cobblers since Wikipedia'

Funny story: Latest UK Rich List 'biggest load of cobblers since Wikipedia'

London - (Ass Mess): The man who has compiled the latest UK Rich List, Dr Philip Beresford, has been branded as the country's most gullible and easily deluded fantasist since UK spooks spoofed Tony Blair with their WMD fairy story in 2002.

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Miss Universe national costumes controversy

Funny story: Miss Universe national costumes controversy

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Contestants in next months's Mexico City Miss Universe pageant have been told to rethink their national costumes after a spate of sartorial faux pas was deemed too damned accurate for the sponsors' liking.

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Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest

Funny story: Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest

Prince William, recently dumped by decidedly ordinary Kate Middleclass, is to try his luck with someone a few steps down the social ladder - and the evolutionary scale! - ex-Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother slug...

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Police protection for Knut following Putin insult

Funny story: Police protection for Knut following Putin insult

Celebrity Big Brother winner, Knut the Polar Bear has long been an outspoken critic of the Putin political regime and it's descent into the dark communistic days of yore, but he may have overstepped his bounds recently as he has...

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Prince William's waxwork 'losing its erection'

Funny story: Prince William's waxwork 'losing its erection'

London - (Ass Mess): Prince Wiliam's waxwork at the famous London Madam Tussaud's Museum appears to have suddenly de-tumesced after the 24 year old son of the Pretender to the Throne got dumped by Kate Middleton.

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Cruise to play Queen Victoria

Funny story: Cruise to play Queen Victoria

In light of the recent furore regarding Tom Cruise and his latest plans to play Count Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg (One of the Hitler plotters), we can exclusively reveal that Tom also plans to portray Queen Victoria.

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Origins of Chupacabra Discovered

Funny story: Origins of Chupacabra Discovered

Two Texas researchers have solved a mystery that explains one well-known phenomenon, while it uncovers a scandal lost in the mists of antiquity.

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Area Man Admits Sandwich Didn't Really Taste like Shit

Funny story: Area Man Admits Sandwich Didn't Really Taste like Shit

Don Carson, an electrician with Webco Construction, thinks he may have exaggerated when he said a reuben he ordered at King's Sandwich Shack "tasted like shit".

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Lucas Unhappy, 'Needs More Damn Money'

Funny story: Lucas Unhappy, 'Needs More Damn Money'

MARIN COUNTY--Lucas (58) may be ready to die now that his purpose in life has been fullfilled. "I have said many times, I am done with everything Star Wars. So the only way to get around my decree, is for me to pass away. Then only then will...

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Alien Hybrids Spotted In San Francisco Greyhound Bus Station

Funny story: Alien Hybrids Spotted In San Francisco Greyhound Bus Station

Reports out of San Francisco by unverified sources say that strange, large headed, small eared and mouthed alien hybrid looking people keep unloading off Greyhound buses arriving in San Francisco mainly from desolate desert states like Nevada.

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Jesus Burial Site Authenticated

Funny story: Jesus Burial Site Authenticated

Dendrochronologists and speliologists have joined research efforts to confirm dates of the wood in the cave when Jesus was buried. Thanks to new methods learned from watching Titanic and CSI reruns, the dating methods conclude with 91% accuracy that...

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Red means "GO!" as Chavez drives left.

Funny story: Red means "GO!" as Chavez drives left.

CARACAS (Reuters) - Left-leaning Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has announced plans for Venezuelans to drive on the left side of the road. The left-side of road change is in keeping with his enthusiasm for all things from the left and his promise...

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The truth about MI6 and the motorways

Funny story: The truth about MI6 and the motorways

They drive yellow vans flashing yellow lights carrying orange cones and men in hard hats and hooded tops but a leaked memo from Downing Street today has given the public its first glimpse of the insides of one of the country's most secretive orga...

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Sean Preston Federline Releases Autobiography

Funny story: Sean Preston Federline Releases Autobiography

After months of hype surrounding the content of his self penned autobiography, nineteen month old Sean Preston Federline has today released his book at a nanny-supervised book signing attended by the worlds media.

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Emperor Bush?

Funny story: Emperor Bush?

In a surprise move today President Bush crowned himself Emperor of the World. Congress instantly responded by doing absolutely nothing.

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'Academies my Arse' says Andreas Adonis

Funny story: 'Academies my Arse' says Andreas Adonis

In a shock move tonight New Labour's top education guru and professional fish'n'chip frier, Lord Adonis, announced that he was abandoning the Government's flagship programme of building Academies.

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Fall of Epidemic Proportions?

Funny story: Fall of Epidemic Proportions?

St Louis, MO. - President Bush, increasingly concerned about a possible avian flu (bird flu) pandemic, recently revealed that a highly contagious strain of bird flu may be impossible to contain.

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Apple unveil New iToaster

Funny story: Apple unveil New iToaster

US firm Apple has confirmed its long awaited venture into the kitchen appliance industry, unveiling the long-awaited iToaster at the next Macworld Expo.

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Tottenham Re-Sign Zamora

Funny story: Tottenham Re-Sign Zamora

Tottenham have called a press conference today at 12:00 where they are expected to announce the new signing of Bobby Zamora.

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Husband and Wife in '2-in-a-bed' sex romp

Funny story: Husband and Wife in '2-in-a-bed' sex romp

A married couple from Bilston in the West Midlands have been at the centre of a sensational sex scandal. The couple, both aged 39, have been sharing the same bed and 'making love' for 15 years!...

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No Deal For Edmonds

Funny story: No Deal For Edmonds

Noel Edmonds has been stunned by Channel 4 chiefs as they have declined to take up a renewal clause in his contract to present the hit quiz "Deal or No Deal".

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Baby Knut death threats from Heather Mills

Funny story: Baby Knut death threats from Heather Mills

Berlin - (Rotters): Police are investigating claims that notorious animal rights activist Heather Mills is behind death threats to Berlin Zoo's star exhibit Knut, the little bi-polar bear that fanatics claim should have been put down after being...

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Simon Cowell denies insult/everything - ever!

Funny story: Simon Cowell denies insult/everything - ever!

Simon Cowell, purveyor of soulless, bland lift music, who uses disparaging remarks about anything he isn't personally involved in to make it seem less good than the banal trash that pukes it's way from the ass end of his own...

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BlackBerry Will Crash Again.

Funny story: BlackBerry Will Crash Again.

If you're reading this on a BlackBerry right now it's quite possible you won't get to the end of the sentence.

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UFO Hovers Over Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Funny story: UFO Hovers Over Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Two Muggles went for a walk to an enchanted castle near a lake on August 14th 1995. "Most times when Muggles came to the castle they run out scared," said Professor Dumbledore. But these two Muggles will have a different surprise. They are both 13 years old. They approached Hogsmeade and looked at the town. They wasn't any activity there.

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Letters to TheSpoof.com. April 20, 2007.

Funny story: Letters to TheSpoof.com. April 20, 2007.

Sirs: I just want you to know why I was voted off American Idol two weeks ago. It was Ryan's fault! The...

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Judge Seidlin says Hillary DNA tests positive as Larry Birkhead's birth mother

Funny story: Judge Seidlin says Hillary DNA tests positive as Larry Birkhead's birth mother

Florida - (Ass Mess): Florida Judge Larry Seidlin says recent DNA tests have confirmed that Larry Birkhead, father of maybe-baby heiress Dannielynn, is Hillary Cliton's son.

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Missing Karl Rove Email Discovered

From: Karl Rove Sent: October 20, 2004 12:20:07 AM...

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All Cats Go To...Well, Not Heaven

Funny story: All Cats Go To...Well, Not Heaven

My wife has her cats. She loves her cats. The cats love...themselves and about nothing else. No, I'm not a cat person.

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Simon Cowell Insults Virginia Victims

Funny story: Simon Cowell Insults Virginia Victims

American Idol judge Simon Cowle is at the centre of a row over the disrespect he showed to the victims of the Virginia shootings.

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Bush Uses VA. Tech Shootings to Expand War on Terror

Funny story: Bush Uses VA. Tech Shootings to Expand War on Terror

President Bush today linked Iran to the shootings earlier this week at Virginia Tech. Speaking from the Oval Office, Bush detailed how he believes Iran is responsible and what action America should take.

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The case of Simon Cowell, the weeping Idol contestant, and the AK47

Funny story: The case of Simon Cowell, the weeping Idol contestant, and the AK47

A shocking report just came from the studio of American Idol in Beverly Hills, California. Simon Cowell, one of the judges of the popular talent show, reportedly took out an AK47 machine gun and fired repeatedly at a contestant.

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Famous Psychic Predicted Virginia Tech Massacre

Funny story: Famous Psychic Predicted Virginia Tech Massacre

NaNa the Psychic Advisor from Tucson, Az claims to have foreseen the latest school mass murder.

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StallWall.scrawl: The April edition

For a goodtime, call Scooter - I got prison experience!...

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'Zack and Cody' star new spokesperson of Gillette

Funny story: 'Zack and Cody' star new spokesperson of Gillette

In a recent press conference, Dylan Sprouse excitedly revealed his new contract with Gillette, world-renown grooming products company.

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Video games have more control over our lives, MIT researchers find

Funny story: Video games have more control over our lives, MIT researchers find

The latest gamivideo games may have played a more significant part of our lives, results show from the much praised research programme headed by MIT.

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Dear Paraphernalia4Your Genitalia: The Virginity Monologues

Dear P4YG, I have been a faithful participant in an abstinence only Christian youth group since I have been ten years old. My father wh...

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Poor Dick's Almanac, Part IV

You may think, perhaps, that a little tea, or a little punch or a tiny lay now and then, diet a little more costly, clothes a little...

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Senor Abril Rocks Baseball World

Funny story: Senor Abril Rocks Baseball World

Yankee fans have known the incredible exploits of Mr October, their own Reggie Jackson who finished season after season with post-season exploits that wowed the crowds and humbled Yankee opponents. In the 2000 championship series then young Derek Jet...

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Trillions of Sports Dollars Will Be Spent For Real Needs

Funny story: Trillions of Sports Dollars Will Be Spent For Real Needs

In a sea change the size of a worldwide tsunami, sports billionaires are joining together to devote their riches to helping real people with food, housing, education and employment. Nearly every ball player in the business has come to realize that th...

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Pope's Furs Come to Life!

Funny story: Pope's Furs Come to Life!

Catholics are always boasting about miracles and resurrections but none expected the ermine stole of Benedict xvi to begin squirming around the solemn pontiffuerer's neck at Quadriggesima Sunday mass! A week later while Papa Ratzy hugged and bles...

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Candidates Step Up to Demand Gun Control in the Turbulent Wake of VT Massacre

Funny story: Candidates Step Up to Demand Gun Control in the Turbulent Wake of VT Massacre

Candidates for both parties' nominations have shocked the nation by their brave insistence that America abandon its gun culture once and for all. Republican McCain demanded in a post 4-17-07 campaign speech that we must stop the killings while st...

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American Idol Prompts Threat Level Increase

Funny story: American Idol Prompts Threat Level Increase

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security increased the nation's threat level to "Lavender" following the elimination of Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol Tuesday night.

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Cheney Learns where Babies Come From

Funny story: Cheney Learns where Babies Come From

EP (Exasperated Press) - Today, Dick Cheney found out where babies come from. You could see the glee in his eyes as he touched his alleged daughter's belly and listened for noises.

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Boots Accused Of "High Street Chemical Warfare"

Funny story: Boots Accused Of "High Street Chemical Warfare"

Pharmaceutical giant Boots the Chemist has today denied claims that they are using underhand methods to attract customers.

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Nixon Rolls Over then Rises From Grave

Funny story: Nixon Rolls Over then Rises From Grave

When the Archangel Michael reached Heaven with news that people were comparing George W. Bush to Richard M. Nixon, the late Richard Nixon rolled over in his grave, then rose from the dead to protest the matter.

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Tony Blair Criticizes Fat People

Funny story: Tony Blair Criticizes Fat People

LONDON (ASP) - Today, Prime Minister Tony Blair adopted U.S. President George Bush's strategy to reduce self-image in the country. The AFP headline released was: "Morbidly obese: bigger Britons need fatter furnaces"...

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Nude Kate Middleton shots to go under the hammer

Funny story: Nude Kate Middleton shots to go under the hammer

London - (Ass Mess): In the ultimate two-fingers-up-yours gesture to Prince Wiliam and the Royal Family Kate Middleton is to auction nude pictures of herself next month.

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Old people should be tracked by satellite

Funny story: Old people should be tracked by satellite

London - (Rotters): The UK charity Age Concern says that satellite tracking should be used to allow families to monitor elderly relatives, especially those with a tendency to impose themselves on foreign countries on the pretext of yet another totall...

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