"Beach Boy" Mike Love's New Single

Funny story written by Doug Burrell

Thursday, 19 April 2007

Mike Love, lead singer of "The Beach Boys" has a new single set for release this coming Tuesday. In recent years, Mike has been touring without original members, Brian Wilson and Al Jardine, in part because of numerous lawsuits he has brought against them. With his new song, he hopes to mend the rift between him and his band mates and reunite for a new world tour.

The single is called "Mike Loves You" and here are the lyrics.

Mike Loves You

Written by Mike Love
Produced by Mike Love
Arranged by Mike Love
Music by Some Other Guy

Verse 1

Do You Remember, back in the day.
We had Fun Fun, Fun Surfin' USA.
The little Surfer Girl was looking so fine.
I drove her around in my 409. We Got Around All Summer Long,
then you did drugs and things went wrong.


Oh Brian come back, I love you.
Al, you're okay, and you can come, too.
If you come back again, I promise I won't sue.
So, come on boys,
Mike Loves you.

Verse 2

When Brian made PET SOUNDS, it was kinda nice.
But it could've been better, had he took my advice.
So I wrote Good Vibrations to show him how it's done.
And what do you know, it went to number one.

Repeat Chorus

Verse 3

Now me and Bruce are touring the land.
While Brian and Al both have their own band.
It makes me sad and makes my heart break.
When I think of the money that we all could make.
So come on guys, let's Do It Again.
Remember Mike Loves You and you're my best friend!

Repeat Chorus Twice

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