May Day Is VECO Day

Funny story: May Day Is VECO Day

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): President George Bush says he will rescue the VECO Corrupt Bastards Club catastrophe tomorrow, but wants to work with Democrats to find a compromise on getting Attorney General Alberto Gonzales off the hook for Justice De...

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Former Beatles Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr to Finish Lost Britney Spears Song

Funny story: Former Beatles Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr to Finish Lost Britney Spears Song

Former Beatles Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr will finish and record a lost Britney Spears song for release later this year, sources in the music industry are reporting.

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Tony Snow back at work after tumor removed from old toupee

Funny story: Tony Snow back at work after tumor removed from old toupee

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Sporting a brand new bouffant hair-piece White House shock-jock Tony Snow grinned broadly on his first day back at work following the news that his old Colon Bowel cancer which had metastased to his former toupee had been...

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Big Ka-Boom

Big Ka-Boom By Crazy Cal Jennings (To the tune of Chick-a-Boom)...

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Moose&Squirrel Makes Bid to Become Fourth Stooge

Funny story: Moose&Squirrel Makes Bid to Become Fourth Stooge

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - TheSpoof.com - Moose&Squirell named Jalapenoman, Cal Jennings and Gnarley Eric...The New 3 Stooges... We believe this was her bid to be the Fourth Stooge. We all know that Curly and Shemp alternated on The Three Stooges, so w...

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Confirmed: Harry to be sent to Iraq despite fears of ginger baiting

Funny story: Confirmed: Harry to be sent to Iraq despite fears of ginger baiting

Prince Harry will be sent to Iraq, chief of war-mongering, General Sir Les Avvum, announced this morning, despite fears that his overt gingerness may make him a target for Iraqi militia.

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The Fart of Destiny...gods beware the wind of Man!

DISCLAIMER: The following is a frank discussion of a bodily function for the purposes of philosophy. Those of you repulsed by either, please don't read. (New York-NY) It's not gray hair, beginning to surround my temples and most of my head(s), that I fear is telling me I'm aging. It isn't even me having to say, "What did you say?" if I'm listening to someone with more than two other people talk...

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Illuminati warn Blair Wallpurgis Night is his last as PM

Funny story: Illuminati warn Blair Wallpurgis Night is his last as PM

London - (Rioters): Hellfire Club grandees and thirty-third degree Illuminati elders have warned UK Prime Monster Tony Blair that Wallpurgis Night will be his last ever in 10 Downing Street.

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Kate Middleton: the day I found out I'd never be Queen

Funny story: Kate Middleton: the day I found out I'd never be Queen

London - (Ass Mess): Kate Middleton has confided in her close-nit (sic) circle of friends that it was well over a year ago that Buckingham Palace courtiers told her that she would never be Queen.

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Mourinho slams Mourinho in embarassing gaffe

Funny story: Mourinho slams Mourinho in embarassing gaffe

Chelsea officials are seeking to play down last night's bizarre scenes as manager Jose Mourinho unleashed the latest of his trademark verbal assaults on... Jose Mourinho.

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Pete Prats About at Kate Moss Top Shop Debut

Funny story: Pete Prats About at Kate Moss Top Shop Debut

London ground to a standstill today as The Top Shop Kate Moss collection hit the shelves. Women as thin as slivers of twig queued around the block of the flagship store in an attempt to get in first, grab a few garments and flog them on Ebay for mega...

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Cilla Black has blind date with ET

Funny story: Cilla Black has blind date with ET

Cilla Black has stated that she has been abducted by aliens. The Blind Date host said that she was blindfolded and abducted by "alien life forms" many times in the past and that these aliens have hosted many of her shows in the mid 90s.

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Nasa 'Rejects Russia Moon help'

Funny story: Nasa 'Rejects Russia Moon help'

The head of Russia's space agency says that the US has rejected a Moscow proposal that the two countries join forces to explore the Moon.

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Paul Wolfowitz Arrested For TMFP

Funny story: Paul Wolfowitz Arrested For TMFP

Washington Toast - Paul Wolfowitz, President of the World Bank, former under Secretary of Defense and architect of the Iraq war, was arrested today by D.C. police for what was called: TMFP; or more colloquially known as, 'Taking money from the po...

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Queen breaks silence over royal split

Funny story: Queen breaks silence over royal split

The Queen has finally broken her silence over the part she played in the recent break-up of the relationship between William and Kate Middleton.

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Bomb was potentially 'catastrophic'

Five men have been convicted at the Old Bailey of conspiring to cause explosions in Britain. The trial heard they had enough explosives for a gigantic bomb of planet destroying proportions.

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TheSpoof.com turns Pay Site

Funny story: TheSpoof.com turns Pay Site

Bermuda Triangle, Apr 31 - In a major blow to genuine reporters all over the world, TheSpoof.com, a site that has always prided itself on its discretion and politeness in a world of rogues and disclosures, today announced that it would no longer be a...

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Train Freight to Launch 32 Ship Zeppelin Advertising Campaign

Funny story: Train Freight to Launch 32 Ship Zeppelin Advertising Campaign

Kansas City - April 30, 2007: Kansas City Southern and Burlington Northern-Santa Fe, to industry dominant companies in the train freight business, announced Sunday that they plan to implement a must stronger advertising campaign over the next few yea...

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"Had you back" says Blair

Funny story: "Had you back" says Blair

In a surprise outburst in the Commons today, outbound PM Tony Blair shouted "Had you back" at a surprised David Cameron.

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Leeds United: Extra Point "Rubbish" Says Bates

Funny story: Leeds United: Extra Point "Rubbish" Says Bates

Leeds United officials have described as "rubbish" claims made by The Spoof writer Monkey Woods, that the Yorkshire club has been awarded a precious bonus point by the Football Association...

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Mystery of dead church organist found in giant vacuum-sealed plastic bag

Funny story: Mystery of dead church organist found in giant vacuum-sealed plastic bag

Teeside - (Rotters): Police were baffled by the bizarre find of a dead church organist, 48 year old Ian Kemp from Stockton, whose naked shackled body was discovered inside a giant plastic bag "the sort coke dealers use for their one gram deals b...

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White House to make guns more easily available.

Funny story: White House to make guns more easily available.

International News Orifice: - The Oval Office has knee jerked a press statement out due to rising pressure from the Anti gun lobby as well as the NRA.

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Da Vinci Code's Rosslyn Chapel spoofs music sleuths

Funny story: Da Vinci Code's Rosslyn Chapel spoofs music sleuths

Scotland - (Ass Mess): A father and son sleuthing team has been spoofed into finding "a secret piece of ancient sacred music" hidden in carvings at the Rosslyn Chapel, the famous medieval church featred in Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code.

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NASA to Restructure FAG-ASS Program

Funny story: NASA to Restructure FAG-ASS Program

HOUSTON, TX (AP Newsliar) -- Johnson Space Center officials today confirmed that NASA intends to restructure the Fully Articulated Gyro-Assisted Space Suit (FAG-ASS) program, a project to develop the space program's next generation of space suits...

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Bolton Wanderers: Big Sam, Little Sam

Funny story: Bolton Wanderers: Big Sam, Little Sam

Bolton Wanderers have announced that little Sammy Lee has been appointed as the club's new manager as the replacement for outgoing boss Sam Allardyce. The Lancashire side's reluctance to hir...

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Legally Bombed: critics pan Broadway musical

Funny story: Legally Bombed: critics pan Broadway musical

Broadway - (Ass Mess): She ain't no Reese Witherspoon and she ain't no Maria Callas. That is the critics' verdict this weekend on Broadway actress Elle Woods in the starring role of Laura Bell Bundy in Legally Blonde the Musical.

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"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" star Boy George on S&M kidnap charges

Funny story: "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" star Boy George on S&M kidnap charges

London - (Ass Mess): A typical Saturday night out on the town turned sour for Norwegian male escort Auden Carlsen, 28, who has claimed to police that singer Boy George and a male friend kidnapped him before chaining him to a wall in his London home.

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Movie star Maiko Kawakami offers Sony Corporation her poodle lamb

Funny story: Movie star Maiko Kawakami offers Sony Corporation her poodle lamb

Tokyo, Japan - (Ass Mess): Japanese movie starlet Maiko Kawakami has offered the Sony Corporation use of the specially faked lamb which she bought on the internet along with 2,000 of her compatriots after being duped into believing it was a new rare...

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Glow-in-the-dark budgies

Funny story: Glow-in-the-dark budgies

Budgerigars have long been a favourite pet, particularly amongst the elderly. They require little maintenance, and exercise themselves if you leave the cage door open.

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Bob Woolmer Poisoned With Rohypnol

Funny story: Bob Woolmer Poisoned With Rohypnol

A BBC investigation has learned that the ex-Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer was poisoned before he was strangularised.

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Million Dollar I.D. Theft Ring Run By Kids Busted

Funny story: Million Dollar I.D. Theft Ring Run By Kids Busted

SPRINGFIELD, COLORADO--(BREAKING NEWS) An FBI task force swooped in and arrested 38 Springfield Junior High School students with ages ranging from 10 to 15 years old & 2 adults on serious I.D. theft...

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Leeds United: A Lifeline?

Funny story: Leeds United: A Lifeline?

Leeds United, relegated from football's Championship at the weekend, were this morning handed an incredible lifeline by the Football Association for their never-say-die attitude at the end of Saturday's 1-1 draw with

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Miss 'Captain' America joins crime fighting forces with 'America's Most Wanted'

Funny story: Miss 'Captain' America joins crime fighting forces with 'America's Most Wanted'

New York, New York - Making good on a pageant promise to take a bite out of crime, Miss 'Captain' America, as law officials affectedly donned her, Lauren Nelson, joined crime-fighting forces with American's Most Wanted famous crime fighti...

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Protestors Demand Bush Impeachment at Speech

Funny story: Protestors Demand Bush Impeachment at Speech

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Miami - Hundreds of protesters gathered at the Kendell Miami-Dade College campus where President George W. Bush spoke on Saturday afternoon. An estimated 200 protesters were around the fence and there were an estimated 600 alt...

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Tanker Fire Melts Oakland Freeway

Funny story: Tanker Fire Melts Oakland Freeway

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Oakland, CA - An exploding gasoline tanker melted the steel underbelly of a highway overpass in the East Bay's MacArthur Maze early this morning, causing it to collapse onto the roadway below. Gay Rights activists claim th...

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Rebuild Projects in Iraq Failing

Funny story: Rebuild Projects in Iraq Failing

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iraq - The American-financed rebuilding program federal oversight agency has found that in a sampling of eight projects that the United States had declared successes, seven were no longer operating as designed because of plumbi...

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Yargh! There Be Pirates In the School

Funny story: Yargh! There Be Pirates In the School

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Pennsylvania - A pro-Bush fundamentalist Christian conservative administrator at Millersville University accused a teacher, Stacy Snyder, of promoting underage drinking after they discovered her

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When PMS Goes Untreated

Funny story: When PMS Goes Untreated

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Mayo Clinic - Dr. Ino Itall released a report today about the horrors that both women and men experience when PMS goes untreated.

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