After months of hype surrounding the content of his self penned autobiography, nineteen month old Sean Preston Federline has today released his book at a nanny-supervised book signing attended by the worlds media.
A spokesman for Sean Preston said today " Sean Preston, or "Espee" as he prefers to be called, is delighted at the reception his book has received."
On being asked if Sean's autobiography was perhaps a little premature the spokesman stated that "Sean's has led a colourful and exciting life, a fifteen month adventure in which he has already witnessed the messy breakdown of his parents marriage, his mothers excessive partying, his fathers fall from grace and has received a driving ban and fractured his skull in a horrifying punch up. Not to mention his mother's depression, vagina flashing, and head shaving."
With a hint at the racy content of Sean's book, the spokesman also read from chapters entitled " The day I arrived home and found my little brother sucking on Britney's boobs" and " Britney Spears vagina- an inside view."
Although Sean himself declined to comment, instead choosing to dribble specutlatively from his highchair, it is believed that a perfume and album are set to follow.
