Trillions of Sports Dollars Will Be Spent For Real Needs

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 19 April 2007

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Major Leaguers Declare: "We will stop being selfish children!"

In a sea change the size of a worldwide tsunami, sports billionaires are joining together to devote their riches to helping real people with food, housing, education and employment. Nearly every ball player in the business has come to realize that the obscene amount of money they receive from their particular, peculiar, rather unimportant talents should go to the people who really work. Sports Club owners too have seen the light as they were stunned to learn that they neither work nor produce anything of real worth.

Players organizations and owners signed the following statement:

Whoever knew that there are real people teaching children, protecting us from crime, fire and disease and injury. We were shocked to learn that we have food on our tables, clothes on our backs and transportation on land, air and sea because of hard working people. Then when we found out that there are hungry children, homeless people, and millions of innocents suffering from cureable ailments only because they lack the money we use for extravagant waste. We are so ashamed we now pledge our wealth to begin the end of unnecessary suffering of humans, animals and the earth.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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