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Thursday, 19 April 2007

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For a goodtime, call Scooter - I got prison experience!



Want a job? Karl can rove all over you!

Assault rifles have free speech!



Michael Moore Shouldn't...

Stop Abortion
Stop Contraception
Stop Masturbation
Start Pedophilia!



Hillary:I wasn't wrong!
W :I wasn't wrong!
Vote Clinton,She's Different!



Vote for Rudy: I was tough on Bereaved Firefighters!



Vote for Barack: I haven't any failures...



Vote for McCain: I have experience losing wars!



Gorebal Warming is just an invention...
just like the internet.



ET McCrone Elevates My Skirts!

My Kilts too!



For a Royal Screwing, call Billy
I GOT a royal screwing, Kate
You think you got screwed?! Diana
Yeah and I got away with murder? Charles
Look with what I got fucked, Camilla
Yes and I got away with murder, The Queen...

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Topics: Prison, April




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