For a goodtime, call Scooter - I got prison experience!
Want a job? Karl can rove all over you!
Assault rifles have free speech!
Michael Moore Shouldn't...
Stop Abortion
Stop Contraception
Stop Masturbation
Start Pedophilia!
Hillary:I wasn't wrong!
W :I wasn't wrong!
Vote Clinton,She's Different!
Vote for Rudy: I was tough on Bereaved Firefighters!
Vote for Barack: I haven't any failures...
Vote for McCain: I have experience losing wars!
Gorebal Warming is just an invention...
just like the internet.
ET McCrone Elevates My Skirts!
My Kilts too!
For a Royal Screwing, call Billy
I GOT a royal screwing, Kate
You think you got screwed?! Diana
Yeah and I got away with murder? Charles
Look with what I got fucked, Camilla
Yes and I got away with murder, The Queen...