Lucas Unhappy, 'Needs More Damn Money'

Written by dav

Thursday, 19 April 2007

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MARIN COUNTY--Lucas (58) may be ready to die now that his purpose in life has been fullfilled. "I have said many times, I am done with everything Star Wars. So the only way to get around my decree, is for me to pass away. Then only then will someone continue the money enterprise, God knows I wont allow that now."

George has been haunted with nothing but success in his years of film making, and as it turns out he only feels successful when money is flooding endlessly in to his Bank account.

With so many of his staff taken ill, and quietly working with other companies, Lucas appears to be desperate. "There just has to be a way to make money from Star Wars," insists Lucas, "without having to bother making another film!" He has never won an Oscar, and doesn't even care about them, but what bothers him the most, is not being able to make billions of dollars.

It is no secret, I will find away to make more cash even if I have to resort to writing and directing another flop. "Somebody better give me some damn money right now, or I don't know what I will do."

He further insists that 'Quality will still be alive, even if Lucas isn't.' Which doesn't make sense since he is still with us at the present moment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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